Captain Creeper
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- Oct 13, 2025
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Tulsi Gabbard is a lightning rod for criticism from both the right and left. Well, I want to cut through the crap for just a moment and see if I can cultivate a little humanity from you, which is something SORELY NEEDED in politics and civilization today. Here it is:
Would you let Tulsi Gabbard "eat crackers in bed"?
She is clearly bang-worthy. She may not be everyone's type. But she is most likely bangable to 90% of the male population, with some degree of concession made for her current age and that silver thing in her hair (neither of which bother me). The test is this: If Tulsi Gabbard's politics were exactly like your politics, would you go there? Don't chump out by saying "Oh, I am married, and yada yada" or "maybe if I was 30 years younger", and such crap. Would you throw down on that, are you a homosexual, or does she just not do it for you?
I know this sounds like objectifying women, but that is ok in this exercise. I am just trying to extract some humanity, some commonality, that binds us together. And what more can we have in common than chicks?!? If you cannot allow your physical cravings to overcome your politics, then YOU HAVE GOT A PROBLEM!
Would you let Tulsi Gabbard "eat crackers in bed"?
She is clearly bang-worthy. She may not be everyone's type. But she is most likely bangable to 90% of the male population, with some degree of concession made for her current age and that silver thing in her hair (neither of which bother me). The test is this: If Tulsi Gabbard's politics were exactly like your politics, would you go there? Don't chump out by saying "Oh, I am married, and yada yada" or "maybe if I was 30 years younger", and such crap. Would you throw down on that, are you a homosexual, or does she just not do it for you?
I know this sounds like objectifying women, but that is ok in this exercise. I am just trying to extract some humanity, some commonality, that binds us together. And what more can we have in common than chicks?!? If you cannot allow your physical cravings to overcome your politics, then YOU HAVE GOT A PROBLEM!
