Trump's FEMA Disaster Chief Claimed He 'Teleported' To A Waffle House 50 Miles Away.

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The man Donald Trump put in charge of America's disaster response has claimed on multiple podcasts that he once teleported involuntarily to a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia — and that his car was lifted off the ground and carried 40 miles before being dropped in a ditch near a church.


Teleporting is no fun,” Gregg Phillips told listeners in comments flagged by CNN's KFILE. “It’s no fun because you don’t really know what you’re doing. You don’t really understand it, it’s scary, but yet um – but so real. And you know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. And wow, what just an incredible adventure it all was.”

Phillips also claimed that his vehicle “lifted up” as he drove, and carried him 40 miles away from Albany, Georgia, setting him down in a ditch near a church.

Teleportation? Really? According to Trump he only hires the best. More like this guy is few pancakes short of a short stack.
 
The man Donald Trump put in charge of America's disaster response has claimed on multiple podcasts that he once teleported involuntarily to a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia — and that his car was lifted off the ground and carried 40 miles before being dropped in a ditch near a church.


Teleporting is no fun,” Gregg Phillips told listeners in comments flagged by CNN's KFILE. “It’s no fun because you don’t really know what you’re doing. You don’t really understand it, it’s scary, but yet um – but so real. And you know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. And wow, what just an incredible adventure it all was.”

Phillips also claimed that his vehicle “lifted up” as he drove, and carried him 40 miles away from Albany, Georgia, setting him down in a ditch near a church.

Teleportation? Really? According to Trump he only hires the best. More like this guy is few pancakes short of a short stack.

Oh, hai there!

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The man Donald Trump put in charge of America's disaster response has claimed on multiple podcasts that he once teleported involuntarily to a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia — and that his car was lifted off the ground and carried 40 miles before being dropped in a ditch near a church.


Teleporting is no fun,” Gregg Phillips told listeners in comments flagged by CNN's KFILE. “It’s no fun because you don’t really know what you’re doing. You don’t really understand it, it’s scary, but yet um – but so real. And you know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. And wow, what just an incredible adventure it all was.”

Phillips also claimed that his vehicle “lifted up” as he drove, and carried him 40 miles away from Albany, Georgia, setting him down in a ditch near a church.

Teleportation? Really? According to Trump he only hires the best. More like this guy is few pancakes short of a short stack.
Gotta respect the shrooms. :eusa_whistle:
 

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