Trump urges Americans to wait in parking lots for COVID vaccine and buses will pick them up!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what his campaign staff touted as his “November surprise,” Donald J. Trump on Sunday told the American people to wait in a parking lot for a coronavirus vaccine and buses will pick them up.​

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“Go to the nearest parking lot, and soon there will be a bus,” he said. “Very, very soon.”​

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Trump said that, in order to pick up all three hundred and thirty million Americans from parking lots, he had secretly launched a program called Operation Warp Bus.​

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“There will be shiny, gleaming buses to take you to the vaccine,” Trump said. “Just wait.”​

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Appearing on CNN, Dr. Anthony Fauci took a slightly different tack regarding Trump’s plan to pick up the entire population of the United States in buses.​

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“There are no damn buses,” Fauci said. “Please, make it stop.”​

Trump Urges Americans to Wait in Parking Lot for Vaccine and Buses Will Pick Them Up

Trump claimed that, to pick up all three hundred and thirty million Americans, he had secretly launched a program called Operation Warp Bus.

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[Oddball]

Bore-owitz...

 

[Moonglow]

I am still waiting on those $200 dollar prescription cards he said he'd mail..

 

[Moonglow]

Is Trump ever going to make Mexico pay for the wall?

 

[progressive hunter]

Is Trump ever going to make Mexico pay for the wall?

in a way they already are,,,

 

[Moonglow]

Is Trump ever going to make Mexico pay for the wall?

in a way they already are,,,

How many pesos did they pay?

 

[progressive hunter]

Is Trump ever going to make Mexico pay for the wall?

in a way they already are,,,

How many pesos did they pay?

its all in US dollars that they arent collecting through welfare and sending back to family members,,,

 

[Moonglow]

Is Trump ever going to make Mexico pay for the wall?

in a way they already are,,,

How many pesos did they pay?

its all in US dollars that they arent collecting through welfare and sending back to family members,,,

I see, so the govt. of Mexico has yet to pay one centavo for the wall..

 

[progressive hunter]

Is Trump ever going to make Mexico pay for the wall?

in a way they already are,,,

How many pesos did they pay?

its all in US dollars that they arent collecting through welfare and sending back to family members,,,

I see, so the govt. of Mexico has yet to pay one centavo for the wall..

when did he say the mexican government would pay for it???

 

[Moonglow]

Is Trump ever going to make Mexico pay for the wall?

in a way they already are,,,

How many pesos did they pay?

its all in US dollars that they arent collecting through welfare and sending back to family members,,,

I see, so the govt. of Mexico has yet to pay one centavo for the wall..

when did he say the mexican government would pay for it???

Mexico is not a proper noun for human nomenclature.

 

[progressive hunter]

Is Trump ever going to make Mexico pay for the wall?

in a way they already are,,,

How many pesos did they pay?

its all in US dollars that they arent collecting through welfare and sending back to family members,,,

I see, so the govt. of Mexico has yet to pay one centavo for the wall..

when did he say the mexican government would pay for it???

Mexico is not a proper noun for human nomenclature.

so he didnt say the mexican government,,, thanks for clarifying,,

 

[Moonglow]

Is Trump ever going to make Mexico pay for the wall?

in a way they already are,,,

How many pesos did they pay?

its all in US dollars that they arent collecting through welfare and sending back to family members,,,

I see, so the govt. of Mexico has yet to pay one centavo for the wall..

when did he say the mexican government would pay for it???

Mexico is not a proper noun for human nomenclature.

so he didnt say the mexican government,,, thanks for clarifying,,

The word to you implies a generality..

 

[progressive hunter]

Is Trump ever going to make Mexico pay for the wall?

in a way they already are,,,

How many pesos did they pay?

its all in US dollars that they arent collecting through welfare and sending back to family members,,,

I see, so the govt. of Mexico has yet to pay one centavo for the wall..

when did he say the mexican government would pay for it???

Mexico is not a proper noun for human nomenclature.

so he didnt say the mexican government,,, thanks for clarifying,,

The word to you implies a generality..

the word to me means he never specifically said the mexican government,,,