Captain Creeper
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Stoner king Trump
The president plans to push cannabis toward Schedule III status, easing research limits and clearing barriers for legal businesses.
reason.com
This will surely make the left's heads explode. Imagine, Trump legalizes pot (on the federal level), thereby throwing a HUGE bone to blacks and young leftist whites. Suddenly, his popularity SKYROCKETS (he gave large voter blocs what they want, and everyone is higher than a ******* kite).
I know the libertarian and utilitarian arguments for letting these degenerates get stoned. But, I must point out that today's pot is not the pot you grew up with. Today's shit is much stronger and can lead to serious health and psychological issues. Plus, smoking pot is just so ... trashy. Also, today's pot smells really, really, REALLY bad. Sometimes when I am driving I get a big whoof of it sucked up and into my car with me. It lingers for far too long. I want to die when that happens so that I can stop experiencing someone else's ******* pot smoke. Or, when I am out with my dogs at night, I may catch a whiff of some neighbor's weed smoke. It is absolutely disgusting! It is nauseating, in fact. The only way to prevent this is to put a firecracker up each nostril and blast it!
Pot is gross. You may as well take a wet, warm dog turd, put it in your mouth and smoke it. By extension, pot smokers are gross. I will cut you some slack if you are old and have a terminal illness and are getting high to deal with adverse health effects. But that is it. Do you really need to get high? REALLY? You are so in need of a chill-down that you are willing to say "**** everybody!" and impose the smell, and your stupid stoned-ass behavior on everybody within 5 miles of you?!?!? Really? REALLY? **** off!!! I ******* hate inconsiderate people.
So, I guess that if Trump does this, all you leftist retards will be able to go down to the local pot store and buy your "Sweet Alabama Cush", "Dark Arabian Thunder *****", and "Sack of Pud", and get as ******* high as you want, effectively self-administering chemical lobotomies to yourselves. You will be free to stink up your neighborhoods, and buyout every McRib sandwich within 1 million square miles. Plus, you can drain the economy due to low worker production. Shit, the GDP will go from 3.0 to like negative 38 in no time. Congrats for having such a profound impact on the nation and on all of us!