Trump sues 81 million Americans for banning him from White House!

[DrLove]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Claiming that he has been “treated very unfairly,” Donald Trump is suing eighty-one million American voters for banning him from the White House.​

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“This was all part of a Big Tech conspiracy,” he said. “Many of these eighty-one million people were users of Facebook, Twitter, and TicketyTock.”​

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Trump called the decision by eighty-one million people to ban him from the White House “a bad thing. A very bad thing.”​

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“This would mean that it’s up to millions of Americans to decide who gets to use the White House and who doesn’t,” he said. “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”​

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The lawsuit was delayed for several weeks, sources said, while Trump sought to determine which, if any, of his attorneys still had a law license.​

Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House

“This would mean that it’s up to millions of Americans to decide who gets to use the White House and who doesn’t,” the former President said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[marvin martian]

 

[Scottish_Brexiteer_UK]

Your jokes are so bad people look forward to your farts.

Probably the unfunniest thing I've ever read on the internet.

 

[toobfreak]

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Loveless's TDS spasms have come down to being like when you squash a bug but it's legs still keep twitching.

 

[Hellbilly]

Your jokes are so bad people look forward to your farts.

Probably the unfunniest thing I've ever read on the internet.

Satire from the Borowitz Report.​