Self-delusion may be the one thing Rump can legitimately claim to be the best at:
>> At its core, the Art of the Scheme is that he’ll get rich by promising to make you rich.
Throughout his decades-long business career,
Donald Trump has launched a series of businesses that follow this model, with his presidential campaign being the latest. But in between founding phony universities and multi-level-marketing scams, Trump has also fallen victim to many of his own plainly stupid ideas.
Rump Steaks
.... “Where are the steaks? Do we have the steaks? We have Trump Steaks. He said the company! And we have Trump steaks! And by the way, if you want to take one, we’ll charge you, what, about 50 bucks a steak.”
Trump Steaks hit the market in 2007, via The Sharper Image catalogue. “When it comes to great steaks, I’ve just raised the stakes!” Trump said in an ad at the time. “Trump Steaks are the world’s greatest steaks and I mean that in every sense of the word!
“Trump Steaks are, by far, the best-tasting, most flavorful beef you’ve ever had!”
Reviewers,
on QVC.com, where Trump steaks were also sold, disagreed, calling them “extremely greasy” and “tasteless and mealy.”
However they tasted, nobody in Jupiter, Florida, Tuesday night found out, perhaps because Trump Steaks were
discontinued in 2014. Sharper Image’s website says they are no longer
available but “their legacy endures.”
The steaks on display were purchased from a local vendor, the Bush Brothers—no affiliation with Jeb (!). The label from the company was conspicuously left on the packaging. But apparently to Trump, any steak in his general vicinity qualifies as a Trump Steak. He continued to assert that they were Trump Steaks during an
interview with Anderson Cooper on Wednesday night.
Rump Mag
... “We have
Trump Magazine!” he said.
He walked offstage, out of the shot of the camera, and grabbed a glossy magazine that was not called
Trump Magazine.
“He [Romney] said
Trump Magazine is out! I said, it is? I thought I read one two days ago.” He held it up in the air. “This comes out and it’s called
The Jewel of Palm Beach, it goes to all my clubs. I’ve had it for many years and it’s—the magazine is great. Anybody want one?”
He tossed the magazine out into the audience.
The Jewel of Palm Beach, an annual publication published by Palm Beach Media Group (which NPR reported Trump “does not appear to own”) and described as “the exclusive publication of Donald J. Trump’s spectacular Mar-a-Lago Club” is not the
Trump Magazine that Romney was talking about.
Trump Magazine, a quarterly that sold for $5.95, launched in 1998,
according to the
New York Daily News. Its creative director, Aaron Sigmond, described it as “wealth porn,” an aspirational publication for people who wished to live like Trump.
It folded in 2009.
Rump Shuttle
“So,” Trump said, “and the airline! By the way, I sold the airline… I actually made a great deal, complicated and in really terrible times, the economy was horrible, and I made a phenomenal deal. I had the shuttle, and I sold it!”
In 1988, Trump
acquired a fleet of 22 aircrafts from Eastern Airlines for $365 million and decked them out in classic Trump style, even requiring his female flight attendants to don (faux) pearls. According to a Daily Beast report from October, sources close to Trump at the time of his aviation experiment said he “seemed less interested in the inner workings of the business than in what it could do for his brand.”
And in the end, it didn’t even do much for that.
Trump defaulted on Trump Shuttle’s debt and, in 1991, sold the company to U.S. Air.
Go Rump Yourself
... If Trump couldn’t have his own shuttle, he was determined to have his own travel agency.
In 2006, he launched
GoTrump.com, a Travelocity-like site offering “travel Trump style.”
According to a 2011
Rolling Stone report, the site promised a 120 percent price guarantee on certain hotel deals offered up by The Donald himself.
Trump’s own sell for GoTrump reads like a preview for his campaign speeches.
“I love to negotiate,” he boasted on the company’s website. “And when I negotiate, I make sure that I get the best deal out there. At GoTrump.com, you will get the lowest online rate on a wide variety of flights, hotels, and travel packages. With over 60,000 hotels worldwide to choose from—the selection is tremendous. There is no arguing with a great deal—because in the end—it is all about the ‘Art of the Travel Deal.’”
.... GoTrump.com
shut down only a year after it began, in 2007. The website redirects to DonaldJTrump.com, the digital home of his presidential campaign.
Rump University
.... “And by the way,” Trump said, “Trump University? We’re holding it, when I win the
lawsuit—which I’ll win,” he trailed off.
“So, we’re putting it on hold and if I become president that means Ivanka, Don, Eric, and my family will start it up, but we have a lot of great people who want to get back into Trump University. It’s gonna do very well!”
Trump University was founded in 2005, a for-profit online school that sold courses—$300 each, on CD-ROM—on entrepreneurship, real estate, and marketing. The idea was to capitalize on the success of
The Apprentice, which a year earlier had become one of NBC’s highest rated shows, and, at least according to Trump and his faculty at the time, to remodel education for the digital age.
But things soon went awry, and, according to what one former
Trump University professor told The Daily Beast, Trump shifted his focus away from online curricula to expensive real estate seminars. By 2010, Trump University was forced to change its name to the Trump Entrepreneur Initiative, and then it
ceased operations altogether.
Today, Trump University is the subject of three major lawsuits: two class action suits in California, one of which will go to trial, with Trump as a witness, this spring or summer, and a $40 million civil suit brought by Eric Schneiderman, New York’s Attorney General.
....While others talk in churches and school auditoriums, Trump lures tens of thousands into stadiums that are usually home to concerts and monster truck rallies.
And while most candidates use their time in front of an audience to paint their vision, usually in at least some detail, for the country’s future, Trump tends to ramble semi-coherently about his own greatness.
But it wasn’t until Tuesday night that a Trump speech had crossed over completely into the realm of late-night infomercials and home shopping network programming, rehashing his decade-plus career of selling hunks of beef and college degrees.
And Trump’s speech didn’t even cover most of the half-baked, get-rich-quick plans he’s birthed over the last few decades.
There’s a litany of other ideas he trademarked and later abandoned, including but not limited to: Trump Super Speedway, a potential NASCAR-like race track in New York; Trump Power, a line of carbonated non-alcoholic fruit drinks; The Trump Executive Collection, described as a set of toys (primarily die-cast vehicles); Trump Follies, an entertainment service that was going to feature live comedic performances and theatrical shows; Trump Mortgage, which sunk in 2007 after a year in the hands of a neophyte Wall Street broker; and The Trump Network, a multi-level marketing scheme that Trump launched in 2009, at the height of the financial crisis. <<
--- A Brief History of Rump's Get-Rich-Quick Schemes
