Trump pardons turkey named Hunter.

[the other mike]

Not really.
Would have been hilarious though.

 

[Auld Phart]

I realize the thread is a joke, but how long will it be before Joe grants Hunter a pardon?

 

[Dick Foster]

I realize the thread is a joke, but how long will it be before Joe grants Hunter a pardon?

That would have what is known as very poor optics.

 

[the other mike]

I realize the thread is a joke, but how long will it be before Joe grants Hunter a pardon?

Keeping him alive is probably the #1 priority. Hunter self-admittedly had a $300 billion deal with a 'disappeared' Chinese billionaire, for starters. This ain't playtime anymore.

 

[JGalt]

Not really.
Would have been hilarious though.

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But I was told by every media outlet and progressive USMB poster that President Trump was curled up in a fetal position in the White House linen closet, sucking his thumb, and crying himself to sleep.

Did they lie to me or something? He sounded like the Trump we all know and love.

 

[esme]

I realize the thread is a joke, but how long will it be before Joe grants Hunter a pardon?

He hasn't done anything. Trump's own justice department investigated the matter and found nothing.

 

[DrLove]

I realize the thread is a joke, but how long will it be before Joe grants Hunter a pardon?

Which crime has Hunter Biden committed? I must’ve missed that part.

 

[Auld Phart]

I realize the thread is a joke, but how long will it be before Joe grants Hunter a pardon?

Which crime has Hunter Biden committed? I must’ve missed that part.

as many as Trump has.

(and that list is as long as your...)

 

[Dr Grump]

I realize the thread is a joke, but how long will it be before Joe grants Hunter a pardon?

For?

 

[esme]

I realize the thread is a joke, but how long will it be before Joe grants Hunter a pardon?

There has been no crime for which to be pardoned. The whole thing about him doing something criminal is a worked up (trumped up) false narrative put forth by the Trump administration.

 

[Toro]

Keeping him alive is probably the #1 priority. Hunter self-admittedly had a $300 billion deal with a 'disappeared' Chinese billionaire, for starters. This ain't playtime anymore.

Sure he did.

Suuuuuuurrrrrrrre!!!!

Funny OP though

 

[Toro]

I realize the thread is a joke, but how long will it be before Joe grants Hunter a pardon?

For?

Imaginary crimes against the Orange God cult!

 

[airplanemechanic]

I realize the thread is a joke, but how long will it be before Joe grants Hunter a pardon?

He hasn't done anything. Trump's own justice department investigated the matter and found nothing.

And his father used a billion taxpayer dollars to get the prosecutor fired.

That helps a lot.

 

[Toro]

And his father used a billion taxpayer dollars to get the prosecutor fired.

That helps a lot.

rofl

 

[Dr Grump]

I realize the thread is a joke, but how long will it be before Joe grants Hunter a pardon?

For?

Imaginary crimes against the Orange God cult!

Oh, that'll do it every time. If Trumplethinskin says it's true - and he tweeted it - then it must be true.

 

[Dr Grump]

I realize the thread is a joke, but how long will it be before Joe grants Hunter a pardon?

He hasn't done anything. Trump's own justice department investigated the matter and found nothing.

And his father used a billion taxpayer dollars to get the prosecutor fired.

That helps a lot.

Link please
Disclaimer: In neocon, whackadoodle Deplorable land, a Trump tweet is considered proof. In Normal-land, we need a tad more evidence.

 

[airplanemechanic]

I realize the thread is a joke, but how long will it be before Joe grants Hunter a pardon?

He hasn't done anything. Trump's own justice department investigated the matter and found nothing.

And his father used a billion taxpayer dollars to get the prosecutor fired.

That helps a lot.

Link please
Disclaimer: In neocon, whackadoodle Deplorable land, a Trump tweet is considered proof. In Normal-land, we need a tad more evidence.

What rock have you been under? Prosecutor fired at 1:35