Trump finally got his birthday parade. It didn't look like he had as much fun as he expected.

[BULLDOG]

Those are your numbers dumbass.

Did you lie ?

The numbers are accurate, Your implication of hat they mean is bullshit.

 

[HikerGuy83]

The numbers are accurate, Your implication of hat they mean is bullshit.

They are the numbers, asswipe.

Sorry to spit on your whineout.

What implication.

Below 1% of the population (in some cases, well below 1%). It is what it is.

Cry on.

 

[HikerGuy83]

The numbers are accurate, Your implication of hat they mean is bullshit.

BULLDOG wants this to be overwhelming.

11,000 in Dallas !!!! Wow. Only 8,989,000 more to get on board.

It's overwhelming alright.

Overwhelmingly hillarious.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

I didn't even know it was his birthday, he sure kept it on the DL. Say what was that "No Kings Day" about anyway? Was it protesting the military? Wow that's a bad look, but it makes perfect sense for anti-American Democrats.

A reprehensible waste of money that could be used for better things; an arrogant display of authoritarianism by a wannabe despot and dictator attempting to conceal a failed presidency and its unpopular policies – particularly its lawless, hateful immigration policy.

 

[westwall]

300 in St. Cloud, MN....They can draw more than that for a high school football game...

Hell they can draw more than that for a middle school tug of war!

 

[theHawk]

Yes! The No Kings rallies took place in nearly 2,000 cities across the U.S., drawing millions of attendees nationwide. Here are some estimated attendance figures from various locations:

• Los Angeles: Over 200,000 people gathered downtown.
• Seattle: Tens of thousands attended, according to Seattle Police.
• Dallas: Approximately 11,000 attendees, according to Dallas Police.
• Phoenix: Around 5,000 people attended the rally at the Arizona State Capitol, though organizers claimed 15,000 were present.
• New Bedford, MA: At least 400 protesters gathered at Hazelton Park.
• St. Cloud, MN: Over 300 people attended a performance rally, followed by a larger protest.
• Asheville, NC: Thousands gathered at Martin Luther King Jr. Park.

based on reports, the No Kings protests drew millions of attendees nationwide. With rallies in nearly 2,000 cities, major demonstrations in places like Los Angeles (200,000+ attendees), and tens of thousands in cities like Seattle, it's reasonable to estimate that the total turnout exceeded one million. Some sources even suggest the protests may have been the largest single-day mobilization since Trump returned to office.

Yea, a giant group therapy session for lefties who are suffering from a terminal case of TDS.

A day of gnashing teeth, and yelling at cops and soldiers all day.

The hilarious thing is y’all think this is some kind of big win. All it did was show America how disgusting Dems are these days.

 

[Nuthin' Fancy]

So, the Trump cult claims his parade was for the army and not his birthday?

So, I'm sure Trump is planning for a parade for the Navy on October 13th?
The Marine Corps on November 10th?

RIGHT?

 

[citygator]

Highlights or low lights looked sad. Terrible marching. Unimpressive vehicle display. What a joke. Nothing he does is impressive.

 

[frigidweirdo]

I didn't even know it was his birthday, he sure kept it on the DL. Say what was that "No Kings Day" about anyway? Was it protesting the military? Wow that's a bad look, but it makes perfect sense for anti-American Democrats.

You think the "No Kings Day" was about protesting the military?

Do you not pay attention to things? Or even think about them for two seconds?

 

[Harry Dresden]

Highlights or low lights looked sad. Terrible marching. Unimpressive vehicle display. What a joke. Nothing he does is impressive.

yet you must have tuned in....

 

[The Duke]

After about 10 years of wanting a big beautiful military parade, Trump finally got one on his birthday. If you look at his parade in term of ratings, it was a pretty big flop. 200,000 were estimated to appear, but the best estimate of actual attendance was in the tens of thousands range. Pictures of him watching the parade are reminiscent of a kid who was expecting a pony at his party, but got his uncle in a clown suit instead. His ego had to be crushed to see the millions that showed up at the NO KING rallies to protest him.
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The parade had nothing to do with military history. A celebration was planned with no consideration of a 45 million dollar parade until trump demanded it.

Dumbass! It was a celebration of 250 years of the U.S. Army.
It had everything to do with the history of the U.S. Army.

 

[tahuyaman]

The funny thing is, the OP skipped right over the fact that its the 250th Birthday of the Army.

Trump' birthday parade.

Did you know that the planning for this parade started almost two years ago?

 

[Nuthin' Fancy]

Trump's $45 million birthday parade turns into a drowsy ...​

The Economic Times
https://m.economictimes.com › ... › Global Trends
2 hours ago — At one point, many online observers believed he may have fallen asleep mid-parade, sparking a wave of memes and mockery across social media.

Melania Appears to Doze Off During Trump's Birthday Parade​

The Daily Beast
https://www.thedailybeast.com › melania-appears-to-doz...
4 hours ago — Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because ...

 

[SweetSue92]

The parade had nothing to do with military history. A celebration was planned with no consideration of a 45 million dollar parade until trump demanded it.

I'll give you this: the parade was pretty stupid. But you know what's even more stupid? A "no kings" protest in a nation that has NEVER had a king. That's for starters. Add to it that most protestors were aged white people even in cities with a heavy minority population.

Sweetheart, your problem is not just that no one believes you BS anymore, but that the fact that YOU don't even believe it is finally brought to light.

This is why you've lost minorities.

And young men.

Even on this forum, the disdain from the Left for poor people is both sad and hilarious.

Everyone can see your whole a$$ now and the only people who want it is the other people exposing theirs.

 

[OODA_Loop]

After about 10 years of wanting a big beautiful military parade, Trump finally got one on his birthday. If you look at his parade in term of ratings, it was a pretty big flop. 200,000 were estimated to appear, but the best estimate of actual attendance was in the tens of thousands range. Pictures of him watching the parade are reminiscent of a kid who was expecting a pony at his party, but got his uncle in a clown suit instead. His ego had to be crushed to see the millions that showed up at the NO KING rallies to protest him.
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Wow the Kings Parade had no Trump imagery - no banners - no posters. It was all about the Army - So dictatorial

 

[tahuyaman]

Trump's $45 million birthday parade turns into a drowsy ...​

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The Economic Times
https://m.economictimes.com › ... › Global Trends
2 hours ago — At one point, many online observers believed he may have fallen asleep mid-parade, sparking a wave of memes and mockery across social media.

Melania Appears to Doze Off During Trump's Birthday Parade​

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The Daily Beast
https://www.thedailybeast.com › melania-appears-to-doz...
4 hours ago — Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because ...

Idiots don’t know that the planning for this parade started during the Biden administration

 

[OODA_Loop]

Nothing like this during the parade at all.

 

[citygator]

yet you must have tuned in....

I have seen posts of the non-crowd. We had more people at our no kings march than they had in DC watching that shit show. We are an embarrassment as a nation.

 

[citygator]

Trump's $45 million birthday parade turns into a drowsy ...​

View attachment 1123975
The Economic Times
https://m.economictimes.com › ... › Global Trends
2 hours ago — At one point, many online observers believed he may have fallen asleep mid-parade, sparking a wave of memes and mockery across social media.

Melania Appears to Doze Off During Trump's Birthday Parade​

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The Daily Beast
https://www.thedailybeast.com › melania-appears-to-doz...
4 hours ago — Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because ...

Worst ratings ever for a parade.

 

[citygator]

Saddest lowest rated parade of all time. The Pride parade in NYC last week of the month will have 3Xs as many people and look less gay than the military looked yesterday.