The parade, which is now scheduled to take place on November 10, is currently estimated to cost approximately $12 million, the officials said.
Really sucks that Obama never thought of a parade, huh? Just a few weeks ago, I saw in the news some other country having a military parade and I thought: "How can this little shit country afford a parade but we can't?" Well, it turns out we can and will, for a drop in the bucket, about as much as was spent on the Mueller investigation into nothing, and you know what? IT'S GONNA BE GREAT! People are going to LOVE IT, they will eat it up, and it will bring pride to the country.
And that just eats your heart out, doesn't it, Dean? Really sucks to be you.