- Sep 22, 2013
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Should TrumpUSA breed special omens about academic disarray?
What do you think?
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"U.S. President Donald Trump was giving a lecture at Trump University about the value of archaeology in the modern world of capitalism-driven geopolitics, culture, and consciousness. He was arguing that the marketing of Troy (ancient city discovered by archaeologists from literature references!) reflected a modern interest in marketing the arts as a 'branch' of civilization. Trump was currently endorsing the excavation of a mysterious site in Ancient Egypt by archaeologists who claimed to have found evidence that Egyptian tombs of pharaohs contained that civilization's claims to have come in contact with 'institutional dragons'."
"The archaeologists were connected to the University of Paris and the University of Toronto and were invested in decoding how various discovered hieroglyphs and Egyptian engravings at an archaeological dig-site near Cairo revealed that special tombs of pharaohs contained inscribed messages from cryptic 'mystical dragons' that offered omens and messages about the architecture of civilization institutions and how grandeur/splendor reflected natural yearnings for great fortune(!). These Paris/Toronto archaeologists believe that the 'institutional dragons' they found referenced in these discovered Egyptian hieroglyphs/engravings symbolized a great focus on the metaphysics of fortune and the demand for gold and precious items even in the time of Ancient Egypt. President Trump declared this discovery as monumental as that of the uncovering of the city of Troy(!)."
"The tomb where these discoveries were made contained the mummified body of a great Egyptian pharaoh who apparently 'conversed' with these institutional dragons and wanted a record in his tomb of the greatness of fortune-meditation for civilization engineers/governors. The Paris/Toronto archaeologists agreed with President Trump that this discovery represented a human civilization fascination with the metaphysics and superstitions associated with the idealization of gold and luxury. This would be a great milestone in the archaeological recording of civilizations' accounts of the place and value of gold and precious items/minerals, and President Trump wanted Hollywood (USA) to make a movie about this symbolic find."
"Legendary Hollywood (USA) film-maker Steven Spielberg signed onto make this important film and enlisted the American movie superstars Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise to appear in the film as co-archaeologists Dr. Thomas Drake and Dr. Edward Philby (respectively). As Drake/Philby, Hanks/Cruise would have the ominous responsibility of casting the special intellectual value of the symbolic archaeological discovery made and how special 'folkloric curses' regarding the dangers of uncovering strange messages from ancient civilizations should be re-presented in modern American cinema(!). Hanks/Cruise stated in a joint-interview on CNN that they were aware of the folk-tales of 'mummy-curses' at archaeological dig-sites and remained passionate about completing this fortune-symbolic Hollywood film for their mentor/friend Spielberg."
"Also found at this archaeological dig were incredible sophisticated gold bars with intricate engravings with special codes and letters and numerical symbols signifying the pharaoh's tomb's investment in what the mystical 'institutional dragons' had to tell Ancient Egyptians about the metaphysics of luxury and wealth(!). These gold bars were of particular interest, since the engravings seemed to indicate a special 'danger' or 'omen' in removing them from the tomb itself. However, neither the archaeologists from Paris/Toronto or the film-crew of Spielberg (Hanks, Cruise, etc.) were unperturbed by these strange engravings."
"However, one Yale University anthropology professor named Dr. Ajay Satan was very concerned about the symbolic value of this archaeological discovery and the potential danger of removing the gold bars from the pharaoh's tomb. Dr. Satan was a radical intellectual who sometimes blogged on the Internet about the dangers of censorship in the modern age of media and sometimes referenced the ancient mythological deity Medusa (snake-headed woman signifying obsession) in discussions about free-speech and intellectual freedom, sometimes going so far as dressing up as a 'radical free-speech vigilante.' Dr. Satan was claiming that the 'institutional dragons' the archaeologists from Paris/Toronto discovered certainly indicated a moral message from the Egyptians that the gold hidden in the pharaoh's tomb was a sign that there was a hidden plague (some kind of biological virus or toxin) kept near the gold bars so they were never again touched. Was Dr. Satan extracting special educational omens from Medusa herself?"
"Nevertheless, the gold bars were extracted from the Egyptian tomb and kept in a special vault in Washington, D.C. Two weeks later, President Trump visited the vault and took photographs for CNN reporters who declared this entire archaeological 'triumph' a stepping-stone in the analysis of civilization perspectives on the symbolic value of precious items (such as gold!). Trump later tweeted, 'Seeing the gold was extraordinary; I don't see any real 'intellectual danger' that neo-liberal intellectuals such as Dr. Satan (of Yale University) seem to be hyping regarding the marketing of this archaeological discovery, which is certainly symbolic of civilization capitalism imagination!'. Spielberg, meanwhile, was about to wrap up production/filming of his new movie about this archaeological discovery, which was titled The Golden Dragon."
"In other words, Dr. Satan's warnings went completely unnoticed. One year later, a terrifying development emerged. As The Golden Dragon became a box-office hit and was nominated for Best Picture, there were sightings of an eerie phantom-like being in the D.C. vault where the gold from the discovered pharaoh's tomb was kept. This phantom apparently represented a vengeful statement by the spirits hidden in the uncovered Egyptian tomb and resembled an androgynous 'banshee' with strange symbol-markings on his/her face and bizarre-looking diamond-gray eyes. Those who reported sighting this 'phantom' insisted that the Egyptian curse attached to the gold discovered in the pharaoh's tomb was real and could no longer be denied by professional or social community in America."
"Dr. Satan was called finally to consult by special consultants to the White House. Dr. Satan began giving lectures to the public about the symbolic value of the 'dragons' the pharaoh's tomb apparently referenced. Dr. Satan insisted that the message/omen in the Egyptian pharaoh's tomb was that the gold was being literally 'guarded' by the presence/spirit of the 'dragons' and that plagues and specters would be seen by any group/society foolish enough to excavate and remove the symbolic gold from the tomb. Dr. Satan described this terrible ordeal as a sign that 21st Century American society was beset by a special 'fortune-vanity' reflected in the ominous neglect of the warnings found in the Egyptian pharaoh's tomb."
"One month later, there was a story about a savage cannibal gang in the forest of the Pine Barrens in New Jersey (USA) who kidnapped professors from American colleges/universities and dragged them into the woods where they were killed and eaten as food(!). These forest-cannibals declared themselves to be the 'guardians of the pharaoh' where the dragon/gold items were found by the Paris/Toronto archaeologists. President Trump tweeted, 'It seems Dr. Ajay Satan may be gloating in the fact that the archaeological discovery is indeed releasing some kind of societal curse and if so, at least Spielberg shouldn't be demonized for all this madness!'. After reading Trump's tweet, Dr. Satan realized that the ominous archaeological discovery was indeed releasing some kind of 'consciousness plague' and began advising Americans to boycott Spielberg's film."
"To contain the panic, the U.S. government (CIA/NSA) ordered two special Navy SEAL soldiers, Snake-Eyes and Storm-Shadow to stand guard at the D.C. vault containing the precious gold discovered in the Egyptian pharaoh's tomb. Snake-Eyes and Storm-Shadow were meant to provide physical security as well as social/symbolic security, so the press would not declare this archaeological milestone (or the blockbuster Spielberg film attached to it!) as a monumental failure in intellectual freedom. Would TrumpUSA endure this titanic calamity?"
"To rebound from this social 'stigmata,' Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise decided to make a new film with Spielberg, this time a story about a future Earth ruled by gold-hoarding super-apes who transformed the Lincoln Memorial to make the iconic American President (Abraham Lincoln) resemble a 'guardian ape' or monkey! This new Spielberg film was titled The Ape Decameron and it was also a box-office hit. In a new CNN interview, Hanks and Cruise stated, 'It's amazing how wealth/fortune is characterized as magical by our capitalism-imaginative civilization, which is why we're linking that now controversial tomb-gold archaeological discovery to the modern media marketing of Dianetics/Scientology religious tolerance and free-speech (since objective journalism is its own brand of luxury)!'."
TRUMP: Did you see The Ape Decameron, Carter?
CARTER: Yes, I did, Mr. President; it's cleared Spielberg's name!
TRUMP: The crew of The Golden Dragon became paranoid...
CARTER: Thank goodness Dr. Satan's warnings were finally understood!
TRUMP: Yes, Americans seem to manage their own 'calamities,' no?
CARTER: Indeed, sir.
TRUMP: I wonder if this 'archaeology curse' will be linked to others.
CARTER: I imagine historians will be referencing the Exorcist curse!
TRUMP: In the age of media, intellectualism can be quite...dangerous.
CARTER: That's why journalism is so reflective of civilization ethos.
TRUMP: We should make sure that CNN is closely-tied to the White House.
CARTER: In all respects sir!
TRUMP: I hear Tom Cruise is hyping the free-speech value of Scientology.
CARTER: Yes, he's declaring his educational ordeal as a 'Dianetics trophy.'
TRUMP: In other words, media-intrigue has bred media-bazaars!
CARTER: Isn't that the 'magic' of capitalism --- social gossip?
TRUMP: Hail to free-speech, Carter.
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What do you think?
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"U.S. President Donald Trump was giving a lecture at Trump University about the value of archaeology in the modern world of capitalism-driven geopolitics, culture, and consciousness. He was arguing that the marketing of Troy (ancient city discovered by archaeologists from literature references!) reflected a modern interest in marketing the arts as a 'branch' of civilization. Trump was currently endorsing the excavation of a mysterious site in Ancient Egypt by archaeologists who claimed to have found evidence that Egyptian tombs of pharaohs contained that civilization's claims to have come in contact with 'institutional dragons'."
"The archaeologists were connected to the University of Paris and the University of Toronto and were invested in decoding how various discovered hieroglyphs and Egyptian engravings at an archaeological dig-site near Cairo revealed that special tombs of pharaohs contained inscribed messages from cryptic 'mystical dragons' that offered omens and messages about the architecture of civilization institutions and how grandeur/splendor reflected natural yearnings for great fortune(!). These Paris/Toronto archaeologists believe that the 'institutional dragons' they found referenced in these discovered Egyptian hieroglyphs/engravings symbolized a great focus on the metaphysics of fortune and the demand for gold and precious items even in the time of Ancient Egypt. President Trump declared this discovery as monumental as that of the uncovering of the city of Troy(!)."
"The tomb where these discoveries were made contained the mummified body of a great Egyptian pharaoh who apparently 'conversed' with these institutional dragons and wanted a record in his tomb of the greatness of fortune-meditation for civilization engineers/governors. The Paris/Toronto archaeologists agreed with President Trump that this discovery represented a human civilization fascination with the metaphysics and superstitions associated with the idealization of gold and luxury. This would be a great milestone in the archaeological recording of civilizations' accounts of the place and value of gold and precious items/minerals, and President Trump wanted Hollywood (USA) to make a movie about this symbolic find."
"Legendary Hollywood (USA) film-maker Steven Spielberg signed onto make this important film and enlisted the American movie superstars Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise to appear in the film as co-archaeologists Dr. Thomas Drake and Dr. Edward Philby (respectively). As Drake/Philby, Hanks/Cruise would have the ominous responsibility of casting the special intellectual value of the symbolic archaeological discovery made and how special 'folkloric curses' regarding the dangers of uncovering strange messages from ancient civilizations should be re-presented in modern American cinema(!). Hanks/Cruise stated in a joint-interview on CNN that they were aware of the folk-tales of 'mummy-curses' at archaeological dig-sites and remained passionate about completing this fortune-symbolic Hollywood film for their mentor/friend Spielberg."
"Also found at this archaeological dig were incredible sophisticated gold bars with intricate engravings with special codes and letters and numerical symbols signifying the pharaoh's tomb's investment in what the mystical 'institutional dragons' had to tell Ancient Egyptians about the metaphysics of luxury and wealth(!). These gold bars were of particular interest, since the engravings seemed to indicate a special 'danger' or 'omen' in removing them from the tomb itself. However, neither the archaeologists from Paris/Toronto or the film-crew of Spielberg (Hanks, Cruise, etc.) were unperturbed by these strange engravings."
"However, one Yale University anthropology professor named Dr. Ajay Satan was very concerned about the symbolic value of this archaeological discovery and the potential danger of removing the gold bars from the pharaoh's tomb. Dr. Satan was a radical intellectual who sometimes blogged on the Internet about the dangers of censorship in the modern age of media and sometimes referenced the ancient mythological deity Medusa (snake-headed woman signifying obsession) in discussions about free-speech and intellectual freedom, sometimes going so far as dressing up as a 'radical free-speech vigilante.' Dr. Satan was claiming that the 'institutional dragons' the archaeologists from Paris/Toronto discovered certainly indicated a moral message from the Egyptians that the gold hidden in the pharaoh's tomb was a sign that there was a hidden plague (some kind of biological virus or toxin) kept near the gold bars so they were never again touched. Was Dr. Satan extracting special educational omens from Medusa herself?"
"Nevertheless, the gold bars were extracted from the Egyptian tomb and kept in a special vault in Washington, D.C. Two weeks later, President Trump visited the vault and took photographs for CNN reporters who declared this entire archaeological 'triumph' a stepping-stone in the analysis of civilization perspectives on the symbolic value of precious items (such as gold!). Trump later tweeted, 'Seeing the gold was extraordinary; I don't see any real 'intellectual danger' that neo-liberal intellectuals such as Dr. Satan (of Yale University) seem to be hyping regarding the marketing of this archaeological discovery, which is certainly symbolic of civilization capitalism imagination!'. Spielberg, meanwhile, was about to wrap up production/filming of his new movie about this archaeological discovery, which was titled The Golden Dragon."
"In other words, Dr. Satan's warnings went completely unnoticed. One year later, a terrifying development emerged. As The Golden Dragon became a box-office hit and was nominated for Best Picture, there were sightings of an eerie phantom-like being in the D.C. vault where the gold from the discovered pharaoh's tomb was kept. This phantom apparently represented a vengeful statement by the spirits hidden in the uncovered Egyptian tomb and resembled an androgynous 'banshee' with strange symbol-markings on his/her face and bizarre-looking diamond-gray eyes. Those who reported sighting this 'phantom' insisted that the Egyptian curse attached to the gold discovered in the pharaoh's tomb was real and could no longer be denied by professional or social community in America."
"Dr. Satan was called finally to consult by special consultants to the White House. Dr. Satan began giving lectures to the public about the symbolic value of the 'dragons' the pharaoh's tomb apparently referenced. Dr. Satan insisted that the message/omen in the Egyptian pharaoh's tomb was that the gold was being literally 'guarded' by the presence/spirit of the 'dragons' and that plagues and specters would be seen by any group/society foolish enough to excavate and remove the symbolic gold from the tomb. Dr. Satan described this terrible ordeal as a sign that 21st Century American society was beset by a special 'fortune-vanity' reflected in the ominous neglect of the warnings found in the Egyptian pharaoh's tomb."
"One month later, there was a story about a savage cannibal gang in the forest of the Pine Barrens in New Jersey (USA) who kidnapped professors from American colleges/universities and dragged them into the woods where they were killed and eaten as food(!). These forest-cannibals declared themselves to be the 'guardians of the pharaoh' where the dragon/gold items were found by the Paris/Toronto archaeologists. President Trump tweeted, 'It seems Dr. Ajay Satan may be gloating in the fact that the archaeological discovery is indeed releasing some kind of societal curse and if so, at least Spielberg shouldn't be demonized for all this madness!'. After reading Trump's tweet, Dr. Satan realized that the ominous archaeological discovery was indeed releasing some kind of 'consciousness plague' and began advising Americans to boycott Spielberg's film."
"To contain the panic, the U.S. government (CIA/NSA) ordered two special Navy SEAL soldiers, Snake-Eyes and Storm-Shadow to stand guard at the D.C. vault containing the precious gold discovered in the Egyptian pharaoh's tomb. Snake-Eyes and Storm-Shadow were meant to provide physical security as well as social/symbolic security, so the press would not declare this archaeological milestone (or the blockbuster Spielberg film attached to it!) as a monumental failure in intellectual freedom. Would TrumpUSA endure this titanic calamity?"
"To rebound from this social 'stigmata,' Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise decided to make a new film with Spielberg, this time a story about a future Earth ruled by gold-hoarding super-apes who transformed the Lincoln Memorial to make the iconic American President (Abraham Lincoln) resemble a 'guardian ape' or monkey! This new Spielberg film was titled The Ape Decameron and it was also a box-office hit. In a new CNN interview, Hanks and Cruise stated, 'It's amazing how wealth/fortune is characterized as magical by our capitalism-imaginative civilization, which is why we're linking that now controversial tomb-gold archaeological discovery to the modern media marketing of Dianetics/Scientology religious tolerance and free-speech (since objective journalism is its own brand of luxury)!'."
TRUMP: Did you see The Ape Decameron, Carter?
CARTER: Yes, I did, Mr. President; it's cleared Spielberg's name!
TRUMP: The crew of The Golden Dragon became paranoid...
CARTER: Thank goodness Dr. Satan's warnings were finally understood!
TRUMP: Yes, Americans seem to manage their own 'calamities,' no?
CARTER: Indeed, sir.
TRUMP: I wonder if this 'archaeology curse' will be linked to others.
CARTER: I imagine historians will be referencing the Exorcist curse!
TRUMP: In the age of media, intellectualism can be quite...dangerous.
CARTER: That's why journalism is so reflective of civilization ethos.
TRUMP: We should make sure that CNN is closely-tied to the White House.
CARTER: In all respects sir!
TRUMP: I hear Tom Cruise is hyping the free-speech value of Scientology.
CARTER: Yes, he's declaring his educational ordeal as a 'Dianetics trophy.'
TRUMP: In other words, media-intrigue has bred media-bazaars!
CARTER: Isn't that the 'magic' of capitalism --- social gossip?
TRUMP: Hail to free-speech, Carter.
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