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Trump Angrily Throws Steve Bannonās Signed Copy of āMein Kampfā in Trash
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)āFurious over a very public breakup with his former adviser Steve Bannon, Donald Trump on Wednesday angrily threw a copy of āMein Kampfā that Bannon had inscribed to him in the trash.
The book, which Bannon had given to Trump as a token of his love and friendship during the 2016 campaign, had been among Trumpās most prized possessions, aides said.
āTrump loved that book, but now he feels that having Bannonās name on it ruins it,ā an aide said.
Another aide, however, cautioned not to make too much of the fact that Trump discarded the Bannon-signed Hitler book. āHeās still got plenty of other copies,ā the aide said.
While most of Trumpās aides reflexively took their bossās side in the dustup with Bannon, one staffer could not help expressing some sympathy for the exiled former adviser. āTo be called mentally ill by Donald Trumpāthatās got to hurt,ā the aide said.
The book, which Bannon had given to Trump as a token of his love and friendship during the 2016 campaign, had been among Trumpās most prized possessions, aides said.
āTrump loved that book, but now he feels that having Bannonās name on it ruins it,ā an aide said.
Another aide, however, cautioned not to make too much of the fact that Trump discarded the Bannon-signed Hitler book. āHeās still got plenty of other copies,ā the aide said.
While most of Trumpās aides reflexively took their bossās side in the dustup with Bannon, one staffer could not help expressing some sympathy for the exiled former adviser. āTo be called mentally ill by Donald Trumpāthatās got to hurt,ā the aide said.
Trump Angrily Throws Steve Bannonās Signed Copy of āMein Kampfā in Trash