Trump accuses Biden of assaulting the American people with long words!

[DrLove]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump delivered a scathing review of Joe Biden’s first prime-time White House speech as President, accusing his successor of “assaulting the American people with long words.”​

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In a statement issued from his home at Mar-a-Lago, Trump ripped Biden for spewing a stream of words that were often three or four syllables.​

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Reeling off a list of the offensively long words in Biden’s speech, Trump singled out “hyperbole,” “administer,” and “effective.” “This should never be allowed to happen in this country,” he said.​

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“No one knows what these words mean, and no one will ever know,” Trump said.​

Trump Accuses Biden of Assaulting American People with Long Words

Reeling off a list of the offensively long words in Biden’s speech, Trump singled out “hyperbole,” “administer,” and “effective.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[Harry Dresden]

if trump knew you he would be accusing you of assaulting this forum with your stupid threads....

 

[DrLove]

if trump knew you he would be accusing you of assaulting this forum with your stupid threads....

And if Rump knew you, he would thank you for being such a biddable fool.

 

[Harry Dresden]

if trump knew you he would be accusing you of assaulting this forum with your stupid threads....

And if Rump knew you, he would thank you for being such a biddable fool.

if he knew me he would not like me because i would call him an asshole to his face...

 

[bodecea]

if trump knew you he would be accusing you of assaulting this forum with your stupid threads....

 

[Harry Dresden]

if trump knew you he would be accusing you of assaulting this forum with your stupid threads....

was it something i said bo?.....

 

[two_iron]

you DO realize "trunalimunumaprzure" is not a real word..... right?