Tough Guy Ron DeSantis Defeats Woke Disney. Except He Didn't. At All

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If you’re into combatting wokeness, the imaginary villain that haunts Republican fever dreams, then Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is your superhero du jour. He took on Woke Disney and won! He flew migrants to Woke Martha's Vineyard and owned the libs! He singlehandedly de-woke-ified the Woke College Board’s planned AP African American studies course!

The mighty DeSantis is surely the Anti-Woke Warrior conservative America needs, right?

Turns out that just doing away with Disney’s Reedy Creek Improvement District – which put the company in control of the sprawling area it inhabits – would force taxpayers in surrounding counties to shoulder the costs of running the Disney-occupied area (think emergency services, road repairs etc.) and take on the special tax district’s roughly $1 billion in debt.

So the Florida Legislature that does DeSantis’ bidding swooped into a special session this month to clean up the governor’s mess. Lawmakers passed a new bill that lets DeSantis pick who sits on the Disney tax district’s board.

As The New York Times reported: “This time, Disney would be allowed to keep the special tax district – which never went away – and almost all its perks, including the ability to issue tax-exempt bonds and approve development plans without scrutiny from certain local regulators.”

So … DeSantis stuck it to woke Disney by taking control of the board that oversees the company’s special tax district while leaving all the perks and tax breaks in place.

The bill’s sponsor in the House, Republican Rep. Fred Hawkins, was asked how it changes anything happening in the district and said: “That I can’t answer.”

Even some conservatives saw through DeSantis’ fake victory. Anthony Sabatini, chairman of the Lake County Republican Party in Florida tweeted: “So basically Woke Disney gets to keep its nearly tax-free, regulation-free status—but with a different Board. … What a massive capitulation this is. HUGE win for Woke Disney. BIG loss for conservatives.”


Disney will still give him a discount on tickets.
 
And now for DeSantis' next trick.

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People and animals are dying from a toxic plume caused by a train derailment in Ohio, illegal immigrants still flood the borders. fentenyl kills thousands of young Americans, NORAD is exposed as a failed defense agency and the doddering old fool in the W.H. is in hiding. What's the big news for the left? DeSantis and Mickey Mouse. Go figure.
 
People and animals are dying from a toxic plume caused by a train derailment in Ohio, illegal immigrants still flood the borders. fentenyl kills thousands of young Americans, NORAD is exposed as a failed defense agency and the doddering old fool in the W.H. is in hiding. What's the big news for the left? DeSantis and Mickey Mouse. Go figure.
A show of hands, who thinks government morons should be in charge of anything?
 
Want to really upset a conservative?

Ask them to define "woke".

Then watch them stammer and evade. They don't want to admit it's just a made-up term they use to demonize people they don't like. It's like how they define pornography. They don't know how to define it, but they know it when they see it.
 
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Want to really upset a conservative?

Ask them to define "woke".

Then watch them stammer and evade. They don't want to admit it's just a made-up term they use to demonize people they don't like. It's like how they define pornography. They don't know how to define it, but they know it when they see it.
Same when you ask them to define CRT....or Marxism. They panic.
 
Yet he rolls to re-election, takes Miami-Dade, and Disney has to lay off thousands and fire their CEO due their pathetic offerings to the woke crowd.
It's better that Ronnie runs Florida into the ground rather then the entire Country who will take his anti woke bullshit & rub his nose in it if he runs.

Too bad Ronnie's face took on a mirror image of Trump's ass from him planting it there.
 

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