Tom Brady's New Slovakian GF

[1srelluc]

She has nice "assets".

 

[Anathema]

Very nice looking and being Eastern European she’s far less likely to be a pain in his ass like the one he just divorced.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Shit, she's very pretty...........not counting the double sized hooters!!

And I'm not one for blondes.

 

[Polishprince]

Attractive dame, but she doesn't look Slovak.

The Slovak gals I have seen all have huge butts and legs. One of my aunts was Slovak and had a behind the size of a Yugo.

 

[Indeependent]

She's gorgeous.

 

[1srelluc]

Attractive dame, but she doesn't look Slovak.

The Slovak gals I have seen all have huge butts and legs. One of my aunts was Slovak and had a behind the size of a Yugo.

My "research" says differently.....At least the ones your can have delivered to your door.

 

[Sunni Man]

Tom Brady is a good friend of Trump and knows his wife Melania.
And probably thought, " Forget these American women with all their crazy feminist nonsense. I'll find me a beautiful eastern European woman with traditional upbringing and values".

 

[Sunni Man]

The Slovak gals I have seen all have huge butts and legs. One of my aunts was Slovak and had a behind the size of a Yugo.

Those women are highly sought for marriage by Slovak farmers because they can pull a plow.

 

[Indeependent]

Those women are highly sought for marriage by Slovak farmers because they can pull a plow.

She can pull my plow.

 

[SweetSue92]

She has nice "assets".

Tom Brady played for Michigan.

This explains everything. I mean everything.

 

[The Duke]

She has nice "assets".

What is that on top of her eyelids?

Eye Spikey Mohawks? Pretty girl!

 

[Unkotare]

Tom Brady is a good friend of Trump and knows his wife Melania.
And probably thought, " Forget these American women with all their crazy feminist nonsense. I'll find me a beautiful eastern European woman with traditional upbringing and values".

???

 

[Sunni Man]

What is that on top of her eyelids?
Eye Spikey Mohawks? Pretty girl!

I'm not saying that you are one.
But only a homo would look at such a stunningly beautiful woman and focus on her eye brows. ...

 

[The Duke]

I'm not saying that you are one.
But only a homo would look at such a stunningly beautiful woman and focus on her eye brows. ...

It's not polite to focus solely on teh breastuses.
And it's not her eyebrows, bro. (Which scream "Instagram influencer")
She has a natural beautiful shape. Like a Doe, I bet she's graceful with every little move.

But them eyelashes is teh Punk Rock!

 

[Likkmee]

Attractive dame, but she doesn't look Slovak.

The Slovak gals I have seen all have huge butts and legs. One of my aunts was Slovak and had a behind the size of a Yugo.

Slovac ?