Today down here in Floor E. Da. we just had a "Drive By" with police in hot pursuit. They finally got the fella....

[Mikeoxenormous]

So we were minding our own business in our house, when suddenly outside we saw police with sirens on and lights flashing chasing someone down our street to the cul de sac. We went outside and by the time the perp was heading back out , realizing he couldnt escape in a dead end road, we saw what all the fuss was about. We love our men in blue down here, shame prog slaves cant feel the same.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

So what was the punchline here? Were they escorting Santa to some kid/veterans house for a visit? If they were that's nice.
But points off to you for making it a political statement if it was.

 

[Canon Shooter]

We went outside and by the time the perp was heading back out , realizing he couldnt escape in a dead end road, we saw what all the fuss was about.

What part of Florida? Those Sheriff's cars all look alike down here.

I'm in St. Johns County...

 

[harmonica]

So what was the punchline here? Were they escorting Santa to some kid/veterans house for a visit? If they were that's nice.
But points off to you for making it a political statement if it was.

you LOVE criminals and hate police = STUPID

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

We went outside and by the time the perp was heading back out , realizing he couldnt escape in a dead end road, we saw what all the fuss was about.

What part of Florida? Those Sheriff's cars all look alike down here.

I'm in St. Johns County...

Yep, same 20 miles north of St Augustine.

 

[Canon Shooter]

We went outside and by the time the perp was heading back out , realizing he couldnt escape in a dead end road, we saw what all the fuss was about.

What part of Florida? Those Sheriff's cars all look alike down here.

I'm in St. Johns County...

Yep, same 20 miles north of St Augustine.

DUUUUUUUUUVALLL!!