George Costanza
A Friendly Liberal
As many of you may already know, this coming Saturday is Walk Naked in America Day.
I know that many of the posters here are political conservatives. This is right down your alley - a chance to prove that you are a patriotic, loyal American, as opposed to some type of Obama-like, terrorist-loving piece of drek.
Here is the OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
Ladies - PLEASE help us to prove we are patriotic Americans!
Thank you very much.
(Mods: This IS a political thread. It should remain in the Politics forum. It is vital that the word gets out on this - it is a matter of national security!)
I know that many of the posters here are political conservatives. This is right down your alley - a chance to prove that you are a patriotic, loyal American, as opposed to some type of Obama-like, terrorist-loving piece of drek.
Here is the OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America! It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.
Ladies - PLEASE help us to prove we are patriotic Americans!
Thank you very much.
(Mods: This IS a political thread. It should remain in the Politics forum. It is vital that the word gets out on this - it is a matter of national security!)
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