Things you'll never hear a Republican say:

[S.J.]

”My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will
tip over and capsize,”

 

[TheOldSchool]

Yay! Ted Cruz is the President now!

 

[S.J.]

“In case you missed it, this week, there
was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died – an entire town destroyed”

 

[TheOldSchool]

Huzzah! Scott Walker is the President now!

 

[TheOldSchool]

You know what? Turns out I can't actually see Alaska from my backyard.

 

[S.J.]

“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very
very low crime rate.”

 

[TheOldSchool]

Jesus love everyone!

 

[Carla_Danger]

It's important to elect someone smarter than me!

 

[Carla_Danger]

I will not use my religion to discriminate.

 

[S.J.]

“Our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes and I see many of them in the audience here today.”

 

[TheOldSchool]

Terrorists are coming??? No let's NOT surrender all of our rights and freedoms because we're a bunch of pussies!

 

[S.J.]

“Don’t condemn the gangbangers, they’ve got guns that are trafficked, that are not enforced, that are straw purchased and they come into places even that have strong gun laws. Why? Because we don’t have sensible gun legislation.”

 

[NLT]

Surrender

 

[S.J.]

"We first have to pass the bill to find out what's in it".

 

[S.J.]

“My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it.”

I like this thread. Thanks for creating it, rdean.

 

[S.J.]

"I invented the internet".

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Let's talk now about all the honest and intelligent things you'll hear liberal Democratics say about the virtues of the policies they've endorsed for the betterment of our society.

Ok. We're done.

 

[TheOldSchool]

We have fresh, new ideas

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Laws actually do work even despite criminals not always following them[/QUOTE

Like President Obumbler ...

 

[TheOldSchool]

Nah it's actually pretty unlikely that humans rode on dinosaurs