Things you'll never hear a Republican say:

[rdean]

Oh wait, seems, they'll say anything.

 

[S.J.]

Don't quit your day job. Oh wait...

 

[ClosedCaption]

We need to care for the lowest among us

 

[Carla_Danger]

Oh wait, seems, they'll say anything.

Except, "we should invest more in education."

 

[Carla_Danger]

We need to spend less money on wars and improve our infrastructure.

 

[ClosedCaption]

Money influencing politics is bad

 

[Carla_Danger]

Giving your 9 year old girl an uzi, then taking her to a gun range is a stupid idea.

 

[ClosedCaption]

Laws actually do work even despite criminals not always following them

 

[ClosedCaption]

"I care about Children that have already been born TOO!"

 

[PredFan]

Don't quit your day job. Oh wait...

BAM!!!

Lol!

 

[TheOldSchool]

My penis works

 

[ClosedCaption]

Taxes serve a purpose

 

[S.J.]

"I've been to 57 states, with 2 or 3 left to go".

 

[ClosedCaption]

"that was indeed racist"

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Things you'll never hear a Republican say:

Let them die!

Obama's going to pay for my gas

You didn't built that!

IF you like your plan, you can keep it. period

 

[ClosedCaption]

"Ok ok, I admit that they got me riled up about Benghazi and it was nothing there"

 

[ClosedCaption]

"maybe minorities arent drawn to our message because our message sucks"

 

[S.J.]

"You're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith".

 

[TheOldSchool]

Rape is a crime

 

[S.J.]

"I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody."