Things you'll never hear a Republican say:

[TheOldSchool]

Maybe brown people aren't so bad

 

[hadit]

"Everyone should be equally miserable".

 

[S.J.]

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking."

 

[Nutz]

My penis works

 

[hadit]

"I need society to buy me contraceptives"

 

[S.J.]

"We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

 

[TheOldSchool]

a magic sky pixie won't burn me in hell for all eternity for using contraceptives

 

[hadit]

"You owe me a job".

 

[hadit]

a magic sky pixie won't burn me in hell for all eternity for using contraceptives

Whoops, that's Catholics, not Republicans. Please try again.

 

[TheOldSchool]

we aren't going to give up freedom for security

 

[TheOldSchool]

a magic sky pixie won't burn me in hell for all eternity for using contraceptives

Whoops, that's Catholics, not Republicans. Please try again.

Nice one!

 

[TheOldSchool]

Sometimes a rape is not legitimate

 

[TheOldSchool]

Ha! We were right about Benghazi!

 

[TheOldSchool]

Ha! I told you ebola would kill us all!

 

[TheOldSchool]

Ha! I told you Obama's birth certificate was fake!

 

[TheOldSchool]

Ha! I told you Iraq would pay for itself!

 

[S.J.]

"With all due respect, the fact is we had four dead Americans. Was it because of a protest or was it because of guys out for a walk one night who decided that they'd they go kill some Americans? What difference at this point does it make"?

 

[TheOldSchool]

Ha! I told you that Lois Lerner would be arrested!

 

[TheOldSchool]

Ha! I knew we could win the Presidency this time! (2016)

 

[TheOldSchool]

Ha! I knew we'd come up with a successful plan for dealing with illegal immigrants!

 

[TheOldSchool]

Ha! I told you Obama was a muslim!