I would like to know how a missile hit a building with ten thousand military experts inside it, and every one of them thought it was an airplane.
Did the extraterrestrial Jews hypnotize them all?
Enquiring minds want to know!
Do you really think that's a plane hitting the building?
Do you really think ten thousand military experts wouldn't recognize a missile strike on their headquarters? Really?
Just how deep does your tard go?
GENERAL: Holy shit! We've just been hit by a passenger jet!
SERGEANT: Looked like a flock of birds to me.
LIEUTENANT: I could have sworn it was a Mazda.
COLONEL: I thought Jones blew up the microwave by forgetting the spoon in his Tupperware again.
DSCHRUTE3: It was a missile!
ALL: Well, Dschrute3's the expert, so he must be right!