Zone1 The Shopping Cart Theory

[Woodznutz]

Yeah, it was pretty low income. Right across from the store was one of the low income car lots, fenced in, guard dogs at night, vicious guard dogs, or so the owner thought.

I walked by the lot every night on the way home, it was usually closed and the dogs were vicious at first, up against the fence, snarling at me. Then I just started tossing them a few bones every evening. Before long, we were all best buds.

We had a dog (unleashed, by itself) that would stand at the back door of our meat department begging for bones. We would give it large knucklebones but soon it would be back for more. I don't know if it ate them or buried them, but it went through a helluva lot of bones.

 

[Woodznutz]

Good lord, I was coming back from the gun shop this morning and decided to take a back road into town.

I was on this straight stretch and saw someone walking up ahead, who to their credit was walking facing traffic and had a dayglow vest on.

Well, the closer I got the more she (it was a woman) headed into the middle of the road to the point I had to almost stop and blow the horn at her.

When I blew my horn she acted all surprised and hot-footed it to the side of the road.

WTF? If you can't walk like you got any sense then you don't need to be voting.

I saw a guy rubbernecking his way down the street and walking right into a light pole. Another time a girl with her face in her phone walked into traffic, cars screeching to a stop, without looking up she raised her hand as if she had the authority of a crossing guard.

 

[1srelluc]

I saw a guy rubbernecking his way down the street and walking right into a light pole. Another time a girl with her face in her phone walked into traffic, cars screeching to a stop, without looking up she raised her hand as if she had the authority of a crossing guard.

There should be more uncovered manholes for those types.