The shallow, childish nature of women

I'll defer to your experience in regards to dating sites. However I'll rely on first hand experience for real life...

You should probably try one of those old people dating sites. They are designed for lonely people such as yourself. ;)
Oh dear... Still imagining what I might be like? How I may spend my time. What I'm wearing? Like I said. Obsession. You seem far more interested in me, than the topic at hand... Tsk, tsk...
And... Did you... Just wink at me? Who does that anymore? Honestly...
People in their late 40s wink
There's a reason people say that; men age like wine, and women age like milk.

That's what you think! Lol! The facts are that little girls think you are a disgusting old perverted grandpa. :D
Been talking to young girls about me? Not sure if I should be flattered... Or creeped out...
 
I think the problem is . . . no women really want to marry YOU. Lol! I don't know what makes you guys think you are so attractive. Do you read your posts? They are like . . . ewww.
Most men over 35 aren't "looking" to get married. What planet are you on?

Sure they are. They have sites all over the web that have thousands of members looking for their "match." Do you live under a rock or something?
I'll defer to your experience in regards to dating sites. However I'll rely on first hand experience for real life...

You should probably try one of those old people dating sites. They are designed for lonely people such as yourself. ;)
Oh dear... Still imagining what I might be like? How I may spend my time. What I'm wearing? Like I said. Obsession. You seem far more interested in me, than the topic at hand... Tsk, tsk...
And... Did you... Just wink at me? Who does that anymore? Honestly...

Who does that? Everybody. More evidence that you are old and out of touch. ;)
 
You should probably try one of those old people dating sites. They are designed for lonely people such as yourself. ;)
Oh dear... Still imagining what I might be like? How I may spend my time. What I'm wearing? Like I said. Obsession. You seem far more interested in me, than the topic at hand... Tsk, tsk...
And... Did you... Just wink at me? Who does that anymore? Honestly...
People in their late 40s wink
There's a reason people say that; men age like wine, and women age like milk.

That's what you think! Lol! The facts are that little girls think you are a disgusting old perverted grandpa. :D
Been talking to young girls about me? Not sure if I should be flattered... Or creeped out...

I think it would be the girls who are creeped out! :D They know what you are all about, old man.
 
Most men over 35 aren't "looking" to get married. What planet are you on?

Sure they are. They have sites all over the web that have thousands of members looking for their "match." Do you live under a rock or something?
I'll defer to your experience in regards to dating sites. However I'll rely on first hand experience for real life...

You should probably try one of those old people dating sites. They are designed for lonely people such as yourself. ;)
Oh dear... Still imagining what I might be like? How I may spend my time. What I'm wearing? Like I said. Obsession. You seem far more interested in me, than the topic at hand... Tsk, tsk...
And... Did you... Just wink at me? Who does that anymore? Honestly...

Here is what you look like . . . :D Lol! Ooooo. So sexxxxxyyyy! :p

grumpy-old-man-png-grumpy-old-man-emt-849.jpg
Yup. You got me. I thought I was gonna get away with it too.
 
I'll defer to your experience in regards to dating sites. However I'll rely on first hand experience for real life...

You should probably try one of those old people dating sites. They are designed for lonely people such as yourself. ;)
Oh dear... Still imagining what I might be like? How I may spend my time. What I'm wearing? Like I said. Obsession. You seem far more interested in me, than the topic at hand... Tsk, tsk...
And... Did you... Just wink at me? Who does that anymore? Honestly...
People in their late 40s wink
There's a reason people say that; men age like wine, and women age like milk.

That's what you think! Lol! The facts are that little girls think you are a disgusting old perverted grandpa. :D
The 20 somethings who swipe right on me on tinder don't swipe right on every old fart they see. That's the great thing about tinder. Young women looking for "sugar daddys" can look through candidates and go NOPE, Yes, NOPE. I'm sure the creepy looking old guys don't get responses like I do. I get liked a lot.
 
Sure they are. They have sites all over the web that have thousands of members looking for their "match." Do you live under a rock or something?
I'll defer to your experience in regards to dating sites. However I'll rely on first hand experience for real life...

You should probably try one of those old people dating sites. They are designed for lonely people such as yourself. ;)
Oh dear... Still imagining what I might be like? How I may spend my time. What I'm wearing? Like I said. Obsession. You seem far more interested in me, than the topic at hand... Tsk, tsk...
And... Did you... Just wink at me? Who does that anymore? Honestly...

Here is what you look like . . . :D Lol! Ooooo. So sexxxxxyyyy! :p

grumpy-old-man-png-grumpy-old-man-emt-849.jpg
Yup. You got me. I thought I was gonna get away with it too.

This is what they see

 
Fapping material for Bo-bo and friends. :D


Friends, as in plural?

I did not realize he is ambidextrous.

Yuck. That is definitely something we don't even want to think about! :eek: The HORROR!
I need two hands to masturbate. One to grab the shaft and the other hand tickling my ballsack

I imagine your face is my canvass for bookaki

And one to hold the tweezers! :oops:

Come back to bed honey
 
Sure they are. They have sites all over the web that have thousands of members looking for their "match." Do you live under a rock or something?
I'll defer to your experience in regards to dating sites. However I'll rely on first hand experience for real life...

You should probably try one of those old people dating sites. They are designed for lonely people such as yourself. ;)
Oh dear... Still imagining what I might be like? How I may spend my time. What I'm wearing? Like I said. Obsession. You seem far more interested in me, than the topic at hand... Tsk, tsk...
And... Did you... Just wink at me? Who does that anymore? Honestly...

Here is what you look like . . . :D Lol! Ooooo. So sexxxxxyyyy! :p

grumpy-old-man-png-grumpy-old-man-emt-849.jpg
Yup. You got me. I thought I was gonna get away with it too.

Okay, Roy Moore wannabe! :D
You should probably try one of those old people dating sites. They are designed for lonely people such as yourself. ;)
Oh dear... Still imagining what I might be like? How I may spend my time. What I'm wearing? Like I said. Obsession. You seem far more interested in me, than the topic at hand... Tsk, tsk...
And... Did you... Just wink at me? Who does that anymore? Honestly...
People in their late 40s wink
There's a reason people say that; men age like wine, and women age like milk.

That's what you think! Lol! The facts are that little girls think you are a disgusting old perverted grandpa. :D
The 20 somethings who swipe right on me on tinder don't swipe right on every old fart they see. That's the great thing about tinder. Young women looking for "sugar daddys" can look through candidates and go NOPE, Yes, NOPE. I'm sure the creepy looking old guys don't get responses like I do. I get liked a lot.

:lol: Look, you are not fooling anyone. You should stop because you only sound like an old fool.
 
I'll defer to your experience in regards to dating sites. However I'll rely on first hand experience for real life...

You should probably try one of those old people dating sites. They are designed for lonely people such as yourself. ;)
Oh dear... Still imagining what I might be like? How I may spend my time. What I'm wearing? Like I said. Obsession. You seem far more interested in me, than the topic at hand... Tsk, tsk...
And... Did you... Just wink at me? Who does that anymore? Honestly...

Here is what you look like . . . :D Lol! Ooooo. So sexxxxxyyyy! :p

grumpy-old-man-png-grumpy-old-man-emt-849.jpg
Yup. You got me. I thought I was gonna get away with it too.

Okay, Roy Moore wannabe! :D
Oh dear... Still imagining what I might be like? How I may spend my time. What I'm wearing? Like I said. Obsession. You seem far more interested in me, than the topic at hand... Tsk, tsk...
And... Did you... Just wink at me? Who does that anymore? Honestly...
People in their late 40s wink
There's a reason people say that; men age like wine, and women age like milk.

That's what you think! Lol! The facts are that little girls think you are a disgusting old perverted grandpa. :D
The 20 somethings who swipe right on me on tinder don't swipe right on every old fart they see. That's the great thing about tinder. Young women looking for "sugar daddys" can look through candidates and go NOPE, Yes, NOPE. I'm sure the creepy looking old guys don't get responses like I do. I get liked a lot.

:lol: Look, you are not fooling anyone. You should stop because you only sound like an old fool.

I'm just being honest. I may be a creep but don't look like one. I just play one on USMB. Or maybe the real me is the USMB asshole you know and love and the nice guy in real life is fake.

We know you are the same ***** no matter what right Chris? Who we see is who you are. Only you lie when you say you are in a serious relationship. No one buys that. Maybe unkotare does but no one else.
 
You should probably try one of those old people dating sites. They are designed for lonely people such as yourself. ;)
Oh dear... Still imagining what I might be like? How I may spend my time. What I'm wearing? Like I said. Obsession. You seem far more interested in me, than the topic at hand... Tsk, tsk...
And... Did you... Just wink at me? Who does that anymore? Honestly...

Here is what you look like . . . :D Lol! Ooooo. So sexxxxxyyyy! :p

grumpy-old-man-png-grumpy-old-man-emt-849.jpg
Yup. You got me. I thought I was gonna get away with it too.

Okay, Roy Moore wannabe! :D
People in their late 40s wink
There's a reason people say that; men age like wine, and women age like milk.

That's what you think! Lol! The facts are that little girls think you are a disgusting old perverted grandpa. :D
The 20 somethings who swipe right on me on tinder don't swipe right on every old fart they see. That's the great thing about tinder. Young women looking for "sugar daddys" can look through candidates and go NOPE, Yes, NOPE. I'm sure the creepy looking old guys don't get responses like I do. I get liked a lot.

:lol: Look, you are not fooling anyone. You should stop because you only sound like an old fool.

I'm just being honest. I may be a creep but don't look like one. I just play one on USMB. Or maybe the real me is the USMB asshole you know and love and the nice guy in real life is fake.

We know you are the same ***** no matter what right Chris? Who we see is who you are. Only you lie when you say you are in a serious relationship. No one buys that. Maybe unkotare does but no one else.

No, you are a creep. :D You prove this time and time and time again. I don't believe any women would be stupid enough to date a tard like you, or to even speak with you in real life. They probably go running and screaming in the opposite direction. Lol.
 
Oh dear... Still imagining what I might be like? How I may spend my time. What I'm wearing? Like I said. Obsession. You seem far more interested in me, than the topic at hand... Tsk, tsk...
And... Did you... Just wink at me? Who does that anymore? Honestly...

Here is what you look like . . . :D Lol! Ooooo. So sexxxxxyyyy! :p

grumpy-old-man-png-grumpy-old-man-emt-849.jpg
Yup. You got me. I thought I was gonna get away with it too.

Okay, Roy Moore wannabe! :D
There's a reason people say that; men age like wine, and women age like milk.

That's what you think! Lol! The facts are that little girls think you are a disgusting old perverted grandpa. :D
The 20 somethings who swipe right on me on tinder don't swipe right on every old fart they see. That's the great thing about tinder. Young women looking for "sugar daddys" can look through candidates and go NOPE, Yes, NOPE. I'm sure the creepy looking old guys don't get responses like I do. I get liked a lot.

:lol: Look, you are not fooling anyone. You should stop because you only sound like an old fool.

I'm just being honest. I may be a creep but don't look like one. I just play one on USMB. Or maybe the real me is the USMB asshole you know and love and the nice guy in real life is fake.

We know you are the same ***** no matter what right Chris? Who we see is who you are. Only you lie when you say you are in a serious relationship. No one buys that. Maybe unkotare does but no one else.

No, you are a creep. :D You prove this time and time and time again. I don't believe any women would be stupid enough to date a tard like you, or to even speak with you in real life. They probably go running and screaming in the opposite direction. Lol.
What might that say about you? You who claims to know exactly what he's really like. And you can't seem to get enough of his attention... Just sayin'...
 
Here is what you look like . . . :D Lol! Ooooo. So sexxxxxyyyy! :p

grumpy-old-man-png-grumpy-old-man-emt-849.jpg
Yup. You got me. I thought I was gonna get away with it too.

Okay, Roy Moore wannabe! :D
That's what you think! Lol! The facts are that little girls think you are a disgusting old perverted grandpa. :D
The 20 somethings who swipe right on me on tinder don't swipe right on every old fart they see. That's the great thing about tinder. Young women looking for "sugar daddys" can look through candidates and go NOPE, Yes, NOPE. I'm sure the creepy looking old guys don't get responses like I do. I get liked a lot.

:lol: Look, you are not fooling anyone. You should stop because you only sound like an old fool.

I'm just being honest. I may be a creep but don't look like one. I just play one on USMB. Or maybe the real me is the USMB asshole you know and love and the nice guy in real life is fake.

We know you are the same ***** no matter what right Chris? Who we see is who you are. Only you lie when you say you are in a serious relationship. No one buys that. Maybe unkotare does but no one else.

No, you are a creep. :D You prove this time and time and time again. I don't believe any women would be stupid enough to date a tard like you, or to even speak with you in real life. They probably go running and screaming in the opposite direction. Lol.
What might that say about you? You who claims to know exactly what he's really like. And you can't seem to get enough of his attention... Just sayin'...

I'm just replying to posts, like anyone else here does. :D Seriously, you can't actually think that any women are really interested in either of you? Are you that delusional? Maybe you need to go read some of your posts on this topic. Lol.
 
Let me just say that you guys are really doing it for the ladies. A lady killer knows how to CHARM the pants off the ladies, no matter what. Some guys just have it going on in the charm department. :D

:lol:
 
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Here is what you look like . . . :D Lol! Ooooo. So sexxxxxyyyy! :p

grumpy-old-man-png-grumpy-old-man-emt-849.jpg
Yup. You got me. I thought I was gonna get away with it too.

Okay, Roy Moore wannabe! :D
That's what you think! Lol! The facts are that little girls think you are a disgusting old perverted grandpa. :D
The 20 somethings who swipe right on me on tinder don't swipe right on every old fart they see. That's the great thing about tinder. Young women looking for "sugar daddys" can look through candidates and go NOPE, Yes, NOPE. I'm sure the creepy looking old guys don't get responses like I do. I get liked a lot.

:lol: Look, you are not fooling anyone. You should stop because you only sound like an old fool.

I'm just being honest. I may be a creep but don't look like one. I just play one on USMB. Or maybe the real me is the USMB asshole you know and love and the nice guy in real life is fake.

We know you are the same ***** no matter what right Chris? Who we see is who you are. Only you lie when you say you are in a serious relationship. No one buys that. Maybe unkotare does but no one else.

No, you are a creep. :D You prove this time and time and time again. I don't believe any women would be stupid enough to date a tard like you, or to even speak with you in real life. They probably go running and screaming in the opposite direction. Lol.
What might that say about you? You who claims to know exactly what he's really like. And you can't seem to get enough of his attention... Just sayin'...

And then she turns around and claims we don't know shit about her. Well I do know she's lonely and I also know she lives in a small apartment with a bunny rabbit. And I know she's in her 40's. Hell I know her better than she knows herself.

Bonzi would date me if she was single. No one would date you Chris. They would just try to have sex wit you not realizing it would be lame because you have osteoperosis and hallatosis.
 
Yup. You got me. I thought I was gonna get away with it too.

Okay, Roy Moore wannabe! :D
The 20 somethings who swipe right on me on tinder don't swipe right on every old fart they see. That's the great thing about tinder. Young women looking for "sugar daddys" can look through candidates and go NOPE, Yes, NOPE. I'm sure the creepy looking old guys don't get responses like I do. I get liked a lot.

:lol: Look, you are not fooling anyone. You should stop because you only sound like an old fool.

I'm just being honest. I may be a creep but don't look like one. I just play one on USMB. Or maybe the real me is the USMB asshole you know and love and the nice guy in real life is fake.

We know you are the same ***** no matter what right Chris? Who we see is who you are. Only you lie when you say you are in a serious relationship. No one buys that. Maybe unkotare does but no one else.

No, you are a creep. :D You prove this time and time and time again. I don't believe any women would be stupid enough to date a tard like you, or to even speak with you in real life. They probably go running and screaming in the opposite direction. Lol.
What might that say about you? You who claims to know exactly what he's really like. And you can't seem to get enough of his attention... Just sayin'...

I'm just replying to posts, like anyone else here does. :D Seriously, you can't actually think that any women are really interested in either of you? Are you that delusional? Maybe you need to go read some of your posts on this topic. Lol.

I don't tell women in real life my inner thoughts. The nurse I'm dating now is a Pentacostal. Do you think I told her I'm an atheist? **** no! Yes she would go running for the hills if she knew. Why ruin my good thing
 
Yup. You got me. I thought I was gonna get away with it too.

Okay, Roy Moore wannabe! :D
The 20 somethings who swipe right on me on tinder don't swipe right on every old fart they see. That's the great thing about tinder. Young women looking for "sugar daddys" can look through candidates and go NOPE, Yes, NOPE. I'm sure the creepy looking old guys don't get responses like I do. I get liked a lot.

:lol: Look, you are not fooling anyone. You should stop because you only sound like an old fool.

I'm just being honest. I may be a creep but don't look like one. I just play one on USMB. Or maybe the real me is the USMB asshole you know and love and the nice guy in real life is fake.

We know you are the same ***** no matter what right Chris? Who we see is who you are. Only you lie when you say you are in a serious relationship. No one buys that. Maybe unkotare does but no one else.

No, you are a creep. :D You prove this time and time and time again. I don't believe any women would be stupid enough to date a tard like you, or to even speak with you in real life. They probably go running and screaming in the opposite direction. Lol.
What might that say about you? You who claims to know exactly what he's really like. And you can't seem to get enough of his attention... Just sayin'...

And then she turns around and claims we don't know shit about her. Well I do know she's lonely and I also know she lives in a small apartment with a bunny rabbit. And I know she's in her 40's. Hell I know her better than she knows herself.

Bonzi would date me if she was single. No one would date you Chris. They would just try to have sex wit you not realizing it would be lame because you have osteoperosis and hallatosis.

You are so pathetic. Lol! :lol: Holy shit.
 
Okay, Roy Moore wannabe! :D
:lol: Look, you are not fooling anyone. You should stop because you only sound like an old fool.

I'm just being honest. I may be a creep but don't look like one. I just play one on USMB. Or maybe the real me is the USMB asshole you know and love and the nice guy in real life is fake.

We know you are the same ***** no matter what right Chris? Who we see is who you are. Only you lie when you say you are in a serious relationship. No one buys that. Maybe unkotare does but no one else.

No, you are a creep. :D You prove this time and time and time again. I don't believe any women would be stupid enough to date a tard like you, or to even speak with you in real life. They probably go running and screaming in the opposite direction. Lol.
What might that say about you? You who claims to know exactly what he's really like. And you can't seem to get enough of his attention... Just sayin'...

I'm just replying to posts, like anyone else here does. :D Seriously, you can't actually think that any women are really interested in either of you? Are you that delusional? Maybe you need to go read some of your posts on this topic. Lol.

I don't tell women in real life my inner thoughts. The nurse I'm dating now is a Pentacostal. Do you think I told her I'm an atheist? **** no! Yes she would go running for the hills if she knew. Why ruin my good thing

:lol: The poor thing. I truly feel sorry for her (that's if your story is even true, which I highly doubt).
 

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