The Perfect Wife

[Lumpy 1]

Ah.. the good olde days...

Yup...This is just the way they want it Guys...

PREPARE YOURSELF
Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. This will also make you happy to see him instead of too tired to care. Turn off the worry and be glad to be alive and grateful for the man who is going to walk in. While you are resting you can be thinking about your Fascinating Womanhood assignment and all you can do to make him happy and give his spirits a lift. When you arise, take care of your appearance. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE
Have him lean back into a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to massage his neck and shoulders and take off his shoes. Don't insist on this however. Turn on music if it is one of his pleasures. Speak in a soft, soothing, pleasant voice. Allow him to relax - to unwind.

How to be a perfect wife. Fascinating Womanhood, 50's style

............ You Betcha...

 

[manu1959]

nah.....be a nagging bitch and look like hell......

 

[Ringel05]

Ah.. the good olde days...

Yup...This is just the way they want it Guys...

PREPARE YOURSELF
Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. This will also make you happy to see him instead of too tired to care. Turn off the worry and be glad to be alive and grateful for the man who is going to walk in. While you are resting you can be thinking about your Fascinating Womanhood assignment and all you can do to make him happy and give his spirits a lift. When you arise, take care of your appearance. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE
Have him lean back into a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to massage his neck and shoulders and take off his shoes. Don't insist on this however. Turn on music if it is one of his pleasures. Speak in a soft, soothing, pleasant voice. Allow him to relax - to unwind.

How to be a perfect wife. Fascinating Womanhood, 50's style

............ You Betcha...

Your version of a perfect wife is a dog in ribbons and makeup??!!

 

[Lumpy 1]

Ah.. the good olde days...

Yup...This is just the way they want it Guys...

PREPARE YOURSELF
Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. This will also make you happy to see him instead of too tired to care. Turn off the worry and be glad to be alive and grateful for the man who is going to walk in. While you are resting you can be thinking about your Fascinating Womanhood assignment and all you can do to make him happy and give his spirits a lift. When you arise, take care of your appearance. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE
Have him lean back into a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to massage his neck and shoulders and take off his shoes. Don't insist on this however. Turn on music if it is one of his pleasures. Speak in a soft, soothing, pleasant voice. Allow him to relax - to unwind.

How to be a perfect wife. Fascinating Womanhood, 50's style

............ You Betcha...

Your version of a perfect wife is a dog in ribbons and makeup??!!

Ringel .. I thought you of all people would appreciate this.. my.. my.. either your complex (?) or guilty...mm

 

[Ringel05]

Ah.. the good olde days...

Yup...This is just the way they want it Guys...

PREPARE YOURSELF
Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. This will also make you happy to see him instead of too tired to care. Turn off the worry and be glad to be alive and grateful for the man who is going to walk in. While you are resting you can be thinking about your Fascinating Womanhood assignment and all you can do to make him happy and give his spirits a lift. When you arise, take care of your appearance. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE
Have him lean back into a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to massage his neck and shoulders and take off his shoes. Don't insist on this however. Turn on music if it is one of his pleasures. Speak in a soft, soothing, pleasant voice. Allow him to relax - to unwind.

How to be a perfect wife. Fascinating Womanhood, 50's style

............ You Betcha...

Your version of a perfect wife is a dog in ribbons and makeup??!!

Ringel .. I thought you of all people would appreciate this.. my.. my.. either your complex (?) or guilty...mm

 

[Toro]

Ah, the good old days...

 

[Sarah G]

Ah.. the good olde days...

Yup...This is just the way they want it Guys...

PREPARE YOURSELF
Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. This will also make you happy to see him instead of too tired to care. Turn off the worry and be glad to be alive and grateful for the man who is going to walk in. While you are resting you can be thinking about your Fascinating Womanhood assignment and all you can do to make him happy and give his spirits a lift. When you arise, take care of your appearance. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE
Have him lean back into a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to massage his neck and shoulders and take off his shoes. Don't insist on this however. Turn on music if it is one of his pleasures. Speak in a soft, soothing, pleasant voice. Allow him to relax - to unwind.

How to be a perfect wife. Fascinating Womanhood, 50's style

............ You Betcha...

<Puke>

 

[bodecea]

Ah.. the good olde days...

Yup...This is just the way they want it Guys...

PREPARE YOURSELF
Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. This will also make you happy to see him instead of too tired to care. Turn off the worry and be glad to be alive and grateful for the man who is going to walk in. While you are resting you can be thinking about your Fascinating Womanhood assignment and all you can do to make him happy and give his spirits a lift. When you arise, take care of your appearance. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE
Have him lean back into a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to massage his neck and shoulders and take off his shoes. Don't insist on this however. Turn on music if it is one of his pleasures. Speak in a soft, soothing, pleasant voice. Allow him to relax - to unwind.

How to be a perfect wife. Fascinating Womanhood, 50's style

............ You Betcha...

Got it covered.

 

[Ringel05]

The (not so) secret lives of housewives.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Ah.. the good olde days...

Yup...This is just the way they want it Guys...

PREPARE YOURSELF
Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. This will also make you happy to see him instead of too tired to care. Turn off the worry and be glad to be alive and grateful for the man who is going to walk in. While you are resting you can be thinking about your Fascinating Womanhood assignment and all you can do to make him happy and give his spirits a lift. When you arise, take care of your appearance. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE
Have him lean back into a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to massage his neck and shoulders and take off his shoes. Don't insist on this however. Turn on music if it is one of his pleasures. Speak in a soft, soothing, pleasant voice. Allow him to relax - to unwind.

How to be a perfect wife. Fascinating Womanhood, 50's style

............ You Betcha...

Got it covered.

What does this mean......oh... never mind

 

[Lumpy 1]

Ah, the good old days...

Oh come on.. why would women want liberation from this...

 

[PixieStix]

nah.....be a nagging bitch and look like hell......

 

[William Joyce]

Ah.. the good olde days...

Yup...This is just the way they want it Guys...

PREPARE YOURSELF
Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. This will also make you happy to see him instead of too tired to care. Turn off the worry and be glad to be alive and grateful for the man who is going to walk in. While you are resting you can be thinking about your Fascinating Womanhood assignment and all you can do to make him happy and give his spirits a lift. When you arise, take care of your appearance. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE
Have him lean back into a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to massage his neck and shoulders and take off his shoes. Don't insist on this however. Turn on music if it is one of his pleasures. Speak in a soft, soothing, pleasant voice. Allow him to relax - to unwind.

How to be a perfect wife. Fascinating Womanhood, 50's style

............ You Betcha...

Women like to mock this today, but then wonder why they're such miserable, dried-up, barren, depressed divorced hags or single 40-somethings.

Gee, ladies, maybe penduluming from making your husband happy to making him miserable is recipe for everyone's misery. Ya think? That's feminism? Making a man feel BAD?

Great. We've convinced ourselves that we're so much more enlightened today, but if that's the case, why is everyone so depressed and anxious? Maybe there was some hidden wisdom in all that 'backward' stuff?

 

[Coyote]

Women like to mock this today, but then wonder why they're such miserable, dried-up, barren, depressed divorced hags or single 40-somethings.

Gee, ladies, maybe penduluming from making your husband happy to making him miserable is recipe for everyone's misery. Ya think? That's feminism? Making a man feel BAD?

Great. We've convinced ourselves that we're so much more enlightened today, but if that's the case, why is everyone so depressed and anxious? Maybe there was some hidden wisdom in all that 'backward' stuff?

Of course there was.....

Mothers little helper....

 

[JW Frogen]

I was going to say an ex wife is the perfect wife but I do not think John Cleese would agree with me, so I will have to say a dead wife.

 

[Si modo]

Women like to mock this today, but then wonder why they're such miserable, dried-up, barren, depressed divorced hags or single 40-somethings.

Gee, ladies, maybe penduluming from making your husband happy to making him miserable is recipe for everyone's misery. Ya think? That's feminism? Making a man feel BAD?

Great. We've convinced ourselves that we're so much more enlightened today, but if that's the case, why is everyone so depressed and anxious? Maybe there was some hidden wisdom in all that 'backward' stuff?

Of course there was.....

Mothers little helper....

One of the best posts I've seen.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Coyote again.

Damn.

 

[strollingbones]

okay lumpy i will take your advice...but i dont think he is gonna like losing his afternoon blow job for the comfie chair

 

[chanel]

Hey Lump1 - did I mention that my real name is Stepford?

 

[Coyote]

Admit it boys....THIS is what you REALLY want....

 

[Phoenix]

Of course there was.....

Mothers little helper....