Conservatives spend so much time pretending to be what they're not it's no wonder they can't ever remember who they really are in the first place.
This is GOP logic.
We are 90% white.
We would like to have more women. We would also like to have more blacks, Hispanics, and minorities. We'd also like to have more LGBTs in our ranks.
For some reason, those sluts, bitches, homies, spics, wetbacks, and gooks, rag heads, turban cowboys, queers, lezbos, fudge packers, and sick twisted freaks hate us.
They're the intolerant ones; we're not.
This is Democrat Logic
We are for blacks, although being majorly white ourselves.
We care about women, gays, blacks and Christians---so long as they tow the line.
For some reason those mean, hateful-terroristic-anarchistic-astro turfed-arson prone-racist-bigoted-gun loving-misogynistic-redneck-Christian Taliban Republicans all hate us. Why do they still hate us? We're more tolerant than they are. If they disagree with that then they are mean, hateful-terroristic-anarchistic-astro turfed-arson prone-racist-bigoted-gun loving-misogynistic-redneck-Christian Taliban Republicans. TOLERANCE!
Whoops, did I just blow your utopian fantasy out of the water?