The opposite SEX!!

[Bonnie]

What do you love aobut them and what if anything would you change about them?





Okay Ill start...
right off the top of my head Id' like to have control over the TV remote once in a while :cof:

 

[dilloduck]

What do you love aobut them and what if anything would you change about them?





Okay Ill start...
right off the top of my head Id' like to have control over the TV remote once in a while :cof:

Get 2 TVs.

 

[Bonnie]

Get 2 TVs.

Have three, but sometimes it's fun to watch together

 

[dmp]

What I love about the opposite sex:

In general they smell nice, are warm and nuturing, and the right one is like finding that missing piece to the jigsaw puzzle of life.


What I'd change?

I'd change women to be more consistant; some women are more wired like men - makes it frustrating. I'd ensure ALL women LOVE chocolate.


If I had to change any ONE thing about MEN:
On behalf of men everywhere I'd make men's...'stuff' taste like chocolate.
:

 

[Mr. P]

The opposite SEX!!
Oh boy, I can get "into" this one.

*But won't*

 

[Mr. P]

...

If I had to change any ONE thing about MEN:
On behalf of men everywhere I'd make men's...'stuff' taste like chocolate.
:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[dilloduck]

Have three, but sometimes it's fun to watch together

Well damn Bonnie---just grab that sucker and tell him "we watch what I wanna watch or you don't get any!"

 

[dmp]

Well damn Bonnie---just grab that sucker and tell him "we watch what I wanna watch or you don't get any!"

...or place the TV's side by side, watching the same show - so you each get the remote.




I honestly never 'need' the remote - quite often my spouse and i would "Fight" like this:

(me handing the remote) "Here ya go...."

her: "I don't want it!"
Me: "But you're better at it."
her: "C'mon darin...you mute the commercials"
me: (yawning) "Hey! I'm tired...you handle it...plus, I'm a disabled VET! You dont support VETS???"
Her: Speaking of, why don't you take the cats in for a check up?"
me: "damn...okay...if you hold the remote."

 

[Bonnie]

What I love about the opposite sex:

In general they smell nice, are warm and nuturing, and the right one is like finding that missing piece to the jigsaw puzzle of life.

I think that about men except I would change nurturing to strong and protective.

What I'd change?

I'd change women to be more consistant; some women are more wired like men - makes it frustrating. I'd ensure ALL women LOVE chocolate

So you want all women to be aloof, and complex?

If I had to change any ONE thing about MEN:
On behalf of men everywhere I'd make men's...'stuff' taste like chocolate.

:

Boy don't know what to say to this cept it doesn't have to taste like chocolate so long as other things are going well..

 

[dmp]

So you want all women to be aloof, and complex?

NO! I'm saying too many ARE that way...if those were more like the OTHER women, I'd have NO trouble - ever - with women. It's those who are wired like men who cause stress.

:

Boy don't know what to say to this cept it doesn't have to taste like chocolate so long as other things are going well..

Bonnie...man...I need to tell you I love you. That's the PERFECT reply.

 

[Joz]

.... Id' like to have control over the TV remote once in a while :cof:

I get handed the remote when there is absolutely NOTHING on TV to watch.


I guess what I would change about men would be for them to realize at an earlier age that truly loving your partner makes sex far better.

 

[Bonnie]

NO! I'm saying too many ARE that way...if those were more like the OTHER women, I'd have NO trouble - ever - with women. It's those who are wired like men who cause stress.




Bonnie...man...I need to tell you I love you. That's the PERFECT reply.

But Darin that's the perception that most men have of women in general right? Moody, hard to figure out etc. The ones who are wired like men are supposed to be simple and even tempered etc.

So what your really saying is women who are wired like men are not always sexy??

 

[dilloduck]

I think that about men except I would change nurturing to strong and protective.

So you want all women to be aloof, and complex?


:

Boy don't know what to say to this cept it doesn't have to taste like chocolate so long as other things are going well..

The strong ones are always gonna swipe the remote

 

[Bonnie]

I get handed the remote when there is absolutely NOTHING on TV to watch.


I guess what I would change about men would be for them to realize at an earlier age that truly loving your partner makes sex far better.

That would be nice, and would save a lot of heartache for everyone

 

[Bonnie]

I think that about men except I would change nurturing to strong and protective.



The strong ones are always gonna swipe the remote

Strong and dumb maybe, strong and smart hands it over once in while

 

[Bonnie]

Well damn Bonnie---just grab that sucker and tell him "we watch what I wanna watch or you don't get any!"

I could..... but that's not my style

 

[dmp]

But Darin that's the perception that most men have of women in general right? Moody, hard to figure out etc. The ones who are wired like men are supposed to be simple and even tempered etc.

So what your really saying is women who are wired like men are not always sexy??

erp?

I'm not worried how most men percieve women. I know how "darin" percieves women, and generally, unless a woman happens to be wired like a guy, darin doesn't have much trouble understanding them. Women who are wired like the typical man - distant, aloof - don't know WHAT they are feeling at any given time; much less are able to articulate feelings - are women who give darin fits and ulcer attacks.

 

[dilloduck]

Strong and dumb maybe, strong and smart hands it over once in while

ok---we're narrowing it down here---strong, smart, protective, remote-sharer---likes to play doctor

I'm getting you signed up for a soulmate search !!!

 

[Bonnie]

erp?

I'm not worried how most men percieve women. I know how "darin" percieves women, and generally, unless a woman happens to be wired like a guy, darin doesn't have much trouble understanding them. Women who are wired like the typical man - distant, aloof - don't know WHAT they are feeling at any given time; much less are able to articulate feelings - are women who give darin fits and ulcer attacks.

Well we can't keep giving Darin Ulcer attacks, that's not good at all!!

 

[Bonnie]

ok---we're narrowing it down here---strong, smart, protective, remote-sharer---likes to play doctor

I'm getting you signed up for a soulmate search !!!

Oh god please don't