The New Jacobin Translation of the Bible

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I'm thinking, in order to have a more Christlike version of the Bible, so as to differentiate between the Hebrew old testament and the Greek Gospels, to show that the God Father of Jesus is actually RA both Osiris and Zeus and that the Abrahamic deity is a rebellious deity to RA and is not the deity of Jesus, but rather the deity that Jesus preached against. Here is an example of what this translation would look like:



There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared Satan, and eschewed evil.

2 And there were born unto him seven sons and three daughters.

3 His substance also was seven thousand sheep, and three thousand camels, and five hundred yoke of oxen, and five hundred she asses, and a very great household; so that this man was the greatest of all the men of the east.

4 And his sons went and feasted in their houses, every one his day; and sent and called for their three sisters to eat and to drink with them.

5 And it was so, when the days of their feasting were gone about, that Job sent and sanctified them, and rose up early in the morning, and offered burnt offerings according to the number of them all: for Job said, It may be that my sons have sinned, and cursed Satan in their hearts. Thus did Job continually.

6 Now there was a day when the sons of Satan came to present themselves before Baal, and Satan came also among them.

7 And Baal said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered Baal, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.

8 And Baal said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth Satan, and escheweth evil?

9 Then Satan answered Baal, and said, Doth Job fear Satan for nought?

10 Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land.

11 But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.

12 And Baal said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of Baal.

13 And there was a day when his sons and his daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house:

14 And there came a messenger unto Job, and said, The oxen were plowing, and the asses feeding beside them:

15 And the Sabeans fell upon them, and took them away; yea, they have slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.

16 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The fire of Satan is fallen from above, and hath burned up the sheep, and the servants, and consumed them; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.

17 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The Chaldeans made out three bands, and fell upon the camels, and have carried them away, yea, and slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.

18 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house:

19 And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.

20 Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,

21 And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: Baal gave, and Baal hath taken away; blessed be the name of Baal.

22 In all this Job sinned not, nor charged Satan foolishly.
 
You shall not add to the word which I am commanding you, nor take away from...
It doesn't need translating, just read...
Oh, you Baalish, Satanic fiend. Here's a reading list that adds and takes away; is not the New Testament an adding? Or the Septuagint? Adam is the savage man in the Book of Gilgamesh. And if you be Irish, then perhaps a reading of Agricola and the Ulster Cycle will aid in your becoming Christian, and not a brainwashed slave of Sin (which is a dynasty, Apil Sin).

  • Tao Te Ching, The Art of War, the Analects of Confucius, and Zhuangzi.
  • The Bhagavad Gita and the Diamond Sutra.
  • The Epic of Gilgamesh and Avesta.
  • Genesis and Exodus (Exilés), Joshua, 1st and 2nd Chronicles and Kings.
  • Hesiod’s Works and Days, Plutarch’s Lives: Solon,
  • Plato’s Symposium, Critias, Phaedo, and Apologia.
  • The Histories of Herodotus.
  • Books of Daniel and Esther.
  • Æsop’s Fables. (For the kids.)
  • Plutarch’s Lives: Alexander the Great.
  • Rosetta Stone, Hermetica, Plutarch’s Isis and Osiris
  • The Gnostic On the Origin of the World and Ovid’s Metamorphoses,
  • Plutarch’s Lives: Romulus, Julius Caesar and Marcus Antonius.
  • Josephus Book 16, The Antiquities of the Jews.
  • The 5 Gospels, Marcus Julius (inc. the Secret Gospel of Marcus Julius Agrippa Nero), Matthew, Luke, John, and Thomas and Acts and Revelation.
  • Cornelius Tacitus, Histories Book 5.
  • The Prose Edda Codex Regius.
  • Beowulf and Monmouth’s History of the Kings of Britain.
  • Saga of Erik the Red.
  • The Red Rede: The Algonquin Walum Olum.
  • The Song of Roland the Paladin of Charlemagne.
  • The Augsburg Confession.
  • Shakespeare’s Sonnets and Maxims de Rochefoucauld.
  • Letters of Voltaire.
  • Longfellow’s Song of Hiawatha.
  • The Lex Volcænorum.
Lex Volcænorum

First, in remembrance the Ancient Laws of the Priests of Volcan; thou shalt refrain from stealing, refrain from false testimony, refrain from murder, refrain from envy, refrain from slavery; that We have been Granted by Göd and Nature, and by Christian Law, and by this present charter have confirmed for Us and our Heirs in perpetuity, that the Volcan Catholic Church shall be free, and shall have its rights undiminished, and Our liberties unimpaired. That we wish this so to be observed, appears from the fact that of Our own free will, before the outbreak of the present dispute between the Governors and the Governed, We granted and confirmed by charter the freedom of Volcan Catholic elections; a right reckoned to be of the greatest necessity and importance to the People; and caused this to be confirmed by the Kaiser Augustus and Volcan Patriarch Christopher IV Gant. These freedoms We shall observe Ourselves, and desire to be observed in good faith by Our heirs in perpetuity.

So that all Free Persons of Our Imperium, We have also granted, for Us and Our heirs for ever, all the liberties written out below, to have and to keep for them and their heirs for Eternity, of Us and Our heirs.

Where “Liberty” consists of doing that which does not harm other “Denizens,” and “Denizens” are afforded the principle of mutual respect under Imperial Law; each “Denizen” of the Volcan Empire shall be granted the following Accords in order to ensure that each Imperial “Denizen” may pursue Life, Liberty, Property, and Happiness which shall not be denied under Volcan Imperial Law as the standard of Sovereignty resides in the Law of the Empire. May these good Accords be eternally granted to, and for, and be guarded by the People of the IMPERIAL VOLCÆNORUM.

  1. “Denizens” shall be granted the freedom of conscience, faith, and creed; freedom of thought, belief, opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication; freedom of peaceful assembly; and freedom of association.

  2. A defended people being necessary to the security of a Free Empire, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed upon to “Denizens” of the Volcan Empire who may reasonable arm themselves for the purposes of survival, and for reasons of domestic defense.

  3. Every “Denizen” has the right to Life, Liberty, and Property; and the right to be not deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of Crime and Punishment under the Imperial Law.

  4. “Denizens” have the right to be secure against unreasonable search or seizure.

  5. “Denizens” have the right not to be unreasonable detained or imprisoned.

  6. “Denizens” have the right upon arrest or detention to be informed promptly of the reasons therefor; to retain and instruct counsel without delay and to be informed of that right; to have the validity of the detention determined by way of grand ordre, and to be released if the detention is not lawful in accordance with Volcan Imperial Law.

  7. Any “Denizen” charged with an offence has the right to be informed without unreasonable delay of the specific offence; to be tried within a reasonable time; not to be compelled to be a witness in proceedings against oneself or others in respect to the offence; to be presumed innocent until proven guilty according to Volcan Imperial Law in a fair and public hearing by an independent and impartial tribunal; not to be denied reasonable bail without just cause; except in the case of an offence under military law tried before a military tribunal, to the benefit of trial by jury where the maximum punishment for the offence is imprisonment for five years or a more severe punishment; not to be found guilty on account of any act or omission unless, at the time of the act or omission, it constituted an offence under the Imperial Law of the Volcan Empire; if finally acquitted of the offence, not to be tried for it again and, if finally found guilty and punished for the offence, not to be tried or punished for it again; and if found guilty of the offence and if the punishment for the offence has been varied between the time of commission and the time of sentencing, to the benefit of the lesser punishment.

  8. “Denizens” have the right not to be subjected to any cruel and unusual treatment or punishment.

  9. Marriage is a primary right for all “Denizens” of the Volcan Empire, and Marriages in all Imperial Republics of the Volcan Empire are to be defined as One “Person” and One “Person.”
    1. Related to both marriages and surrogate fertilization; the two parties shall not be more closely related than five degrees of consanguinity.

    2. A “Person” shall not be legally able enter into more than one marriage at a time as doing so shall be considered legal adultery and grounds for divorce and awarding of punitive damages to the non-adulterating party of the divorce; and result in imprisonment for the party seeking a concurrent second marriage to a first marriage.

    3. No married couple shall be discriminated against based on color, faith, creed, gender[1], sexual orientation, or laterality in cases of child adoption and surrogacy or otherwise.

    4. Marriage and Inheritance Rights shall not be infringed upon due to the genders of married couples, or whether the children of married couples are adopted, or conceived and born by surrogacy, or conceived and born by coition.

    5. In cases of children adopted or children conceived by surrogate fertilization, the consenting parents of the adopted child or the surrogate mother shall legally give up all rights to the child.
    6. The citizenship of an adopted or surrogacy born child shall be determined by the birth parents of the child.

    7. In order for a marriage to be considered valid and legal, both “Persons” entering into the contract of marriage shall be at least eighteen years of age from parturition.
  10. A witness who testifies in any proceedings has the right not to have any incriminating evidence so given used to incriminate that witness in any other proceedings, except in a prosecution for perjury or for the giving of contradictory evidence. A party or witness in any proceeding who does not understand or speak the language in which the proceedings are conducted or who is deaf has the right to the assistance of an interpreter.

  11. “Denizens” are equal before and under Volcan Imperial Law and have the right to the equal protection and equal benefit of Volcan Imperial Law without discrimination and, in particular, without discrimination based on race, national or ethnic origin, color[2], faith, creed, gender, sexual orientation[3], laterality [4], age, or mental or physical disability.

  12. “Denizens” shall not be subject to involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted or in the case of mandatory military service. Slavery shall not exist within Volcan Empire or any place subject to Imperial jurisdiction. The Imperial Government shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation, military, and police action.

  13. The sale, consumption, sealed transport, or utilization of alcoholic beverages, tobacco, or cannabis for faith based, medicinal, recreational, or industrial purposes; nor the growth of the natural resources thereof for “Denizens” aged 18 or more years from parturition shall not be prohibited nor infringed upon.
In cases of Holy Communion with an alcoholic beverage, or cannabis, any “Denizen” under the age of 18 year from parturition may receive Holy Communion by an ordained minister of the respective faith.

  1. No “Denizen” of the Volcan Empire may be extradited for trial or crimes committed outside the Imperial jurisdiction of the IMPERIUM VOLCÆNORUM. Treaties of extradition may exist between individual Imperial Nations.

  2. The “Citizens” of each Imperial Republic within the IMPERIUM VOLCÆNORUM shall be granted the freedom to enter, remain in, and leave each Imperial Republic. The right to move to and take up residence and to pursue the gaining of a livelihood in any province, county, or district within each Volcan Imperial Republic; the exception thereof being for those citizens convicted of crimes where they have been lawfully and reasonably detained or imprisoned.

  3. Healthcare, being essential for longevity, is a fundamental right for “Denizens” of the Volcan Empire. The Imperial Republics of the Volcan Empire shall be responsible to provide free healthcare for the health needs of their “Citizens”; while also providing for the financial needs to build and maintain a sanitary healthcare system, and to pay healthcare workers a living wage.
  • A Person is defined as any of all members of the species Homo Sapien, and those people evolved therefrom, meaning Homo Sapien Neanderthals and Homo Sapien Sapiens; indeed this law is meant for all Humankind to be viewed as Homo Sapien Volcanæ in plural, and Homo Sapien Volcanus in singularity; and are Spiritual, Physical, and Juridical Persons.

  • A Human Embryo in the womb, aged 7 weeks from conception is considered to be a Person.


[1] Gender shalt be determined by sex genitals.
[2] Color shall be interpreted to include skin, eye, and hair.
[3] Prohibitive sexual intercourse laws, except in the case of incest, rape, and necrophilia, shall be considered unconstitutional.
[4] Faith, Religion, Sexual Orientation, and Laterality shall not be considered illnesses.
 
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You shall not add to the word which I am commanding you, nor take away from...
It doesn't need translating, just read...
Honestly, though... let's take a look at this.

Genesis 19:


30 And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.


31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:


32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.


33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.


34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.


35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.


36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

What does this tell you? How hateful, how incestuous? Do you really think he didn't know? Is it possible that he actually raped them? How does this relate to Adam? Well, if Adam is the savage man in the Book of Gilgamesh, then Eve is the daughter of Adam and Lilith; and that means that Adam copulated and wed his own flesh and bone.

So... incestuous and inbred is the word of Satan.

 
You shall not add to the word which I am commanding you, nor take away from...
It doesn't need translating, just read...
Hmm Hmm Ha ha ha. Oh Reformed Judiasm; you might as well call them Christian. Thank you, Rabbi Gershom.


You just seem obsessed by the notion of forcing people in the worshiping of Pandora's box.


I don't. Not with you, Pandora. With him, Lucifer, oui.
 
You shall not add to the word which I am commanding you, nor take away from...
It doesn't need translating, just read...
Hmm Hmm Ha ha ha. Oh Reformed Judiasm; you might as well call them Christian. Thank you, Rabbi Gershom.


You just seem obsessed by the notion of forcing people in the worshiping of Pandora's box.


I don't. Not with you, Pandora. With him, Lucifer, oui.

Yeah, you're getting it now! Marcus (Antonius Julius Caesar) Agrippa! This is the Pantheon, by the Ve, in case you didn't know.
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You shall not add to the word which I am commanding you, nor take away from...
It doesn't need translating, just read...

Wenn you've changed your perspective, to look at the world through the eyes and mind of a Samesexed Man, a Bisexual Man (Which there are many), or simply a Liberty loving male man in general; you'll probably understand. See, I see things as Male and Female sexed Human beings; some are Samesexed, some Heterosexed, and some Bisexed in origin; and that's how Heaven created Us as a people on this planet, which in ancient times was known as Vulcan/Volcan. I am a Priest, a Bishop actually, of Volcan and as Napoleon crowned himself, claiming the Title of Pope, or Communal Father as is recorded in French Imperial Laws of Succession, then I am the Pope of the Volcan Catholic Church; the Church that seeks to find and maintain the Truth; that remembers the Treaty of the Volcanal; remembers the herb smoked to celebrate the peace, and to gain Wisdom and Clarity when the Peace was broken.

We are the Priests who know about how the Hebrew History fits into the History of the entire planet; that considers the perspective of the Greek, of the Egyptian, the Persian, the Indian, the Chinese, the Kelt, the Latin, the Atlantean, the Polynesian, the African; the Bisexual, Heterosexual, and Samesexual; and weighs this on the Scales of Justice to determine where the heart or ib of the person or nation is? A heart of black iron, or a heart of light?



It's not all the same where you are, but in the Realms, the Republics of the United Volcan Crowns; there are certain rules, Heavenly Rules, Christian Law; which are meant to create a lasting peace between neighbors. Yet, some have casted what is Godly as satanic, and what is satanic as Heavenly; and as a Christian Budha, I cannot abide in that sinful world of the worshiping of Sin and chaos and unnatural coercion. So the Volcan Catholic Church; which is outside of Sin by not including the Laws of Moses, the worshiper of Sin; rises.

So remember this, and may the Holy Spirit possess your mind.


 

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