The M&M Controversy Has Only Been Made Worse

[Road Runner]

That's it, as much as I loved their candy in the past I'm boycotting them! They're not getting any more money out of me!!!

M&M's get a new name after Maya Rudolph replaces the brand's 'beloved spokescandies'

The "Saturday Night Live" star reveals the name change in a new viral announcement.

www.google.com

 

[Manonthestreet]

 

[deannalw]

I've got bigger concerns than the uber drama in the lives of M&M's

 

[Blues Man]

If all you have to worry about is what a cartoons a candy company uses for a mascot I'd say you've got it pretty fucking good.

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

Candy is dandy..but likker is still quicker~

9 Offensive Candies That Need To Get Woke Immediately

When M&M bravely transformed their M&M characters into progressive liberals they shined a spotlight on a problem no one had ever considered before. Can candy be racist? Can it be transphobic or deplorable? The answer, we now know, is yes.

babylonbee.com

Almond Joy - Has nuts. Should get nut removal surgery and be transgender. Also, it's wrong to feel joy in our broken, racist, evil country. That's privilege. Do better, Almond Joy.

Sour Patch Kids - None of these kids have had gender reassignment surgery. They're not even taking puberty blockers! Additionally, they are all diverse skin colors, and yet are getting along in harmony. Not woke all!

Mr. Goodbar - Where do we even start? Mister? Good? BAR?!

Sugar Daddy - Don't you mean "Sugar-non-birthing parent?" REEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Twix - It's laudable that Twix has a left bar, but it also has a right bar, so it's basically a Nazi.

Gobstopper - Made by enslaved midgets, which is wrong.

Whatchamacallit - Belittling Ebonics to the level of candy. So racist. Though it does earn some points for having an identity crisis.

Dove Chocolate - A white bird for a chocolate candy? Are you serious?!

Dum Dums - Makes fun of the mentally less capable among us.

 

[22lcidw]

I miss the simplicity of commercials from yesteryear. All the jingles and the selling of the product in a more calm and sedate way. Today I purchase much more generic or store brands than I ever did. Messaging woke agendas is tiresome.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I miss the simplicity of commercials from yesteryear. All the jingles and the selling of the product in a more calm and sedate way. Today I purchase much more generic or store brands than I ever did. Messaging woke agendas is tiresome.

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I stopped watching TV when each half hour segment included about ten minutes of commercials.

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[busybee01]

That's it, as much as I loved their candy in the past I'm boycotting them! They're not getting any more money out of me!!!

M&M's get a new name after Maya Rudolph replaces the brand's 'beloved spokescandies'

The "Saturday Night Live" star reveals the name change in a new viral announcement.

www.google.com

You need to move to a looney bin. Who cares what the colors are. This is the stupidest non-issue I have ever seen.

 

[MarcATL]

You need to move to a looney bin. Who cares what the colors are. This is the stupidest non-issue I have ever seen.

Poutrage.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

That's it, as much as I loved their candy in the past I'm boycotting them! They're not getting any more money out of me!!!

M&M's get a new name after Maya Rudolph replaces the brand's 'beloved spokescandies'

The "Saturday Night Live" star reveals the name change in a new viral announcement.

www.google.com

lol

There is no ‘controversy.’

Just more nonsense and lies from the ridiculous right.

 

[Quasar44]

That's it, as much as I loved their candy in the past I'm boycotting them! They're not getting any more money out of me!!!

M&M's get a new name after Maya Rudolph replaces the brand's 'beloved spokescandies'

The "Saturday Night Live" star reveals the name change in a new viral announcement.

www.google.com

What ??’
I thought you meant the 2 murders in 70s Chicago by the ant

 

[hjmick]

That's it, as much as I loved their candy in the past I'm boycotting them! They're not getting any more money out of me!!!

M&M's get a new name after Maya Rudolph replaces the brand's 'beloved spokescandies'

The "Saturday Night Live" star reveals the name change in a new viral announcement.

www.google.com

Just so we're clear... you do know that they're not really changing the name of the candies, right?

 

[norwegen]

I call them Feminems.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Poutrage.

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Oh, look!

Mark learned a new word in French.

Thanks for your well written and thought provoking post.










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[The Duke]

That's it, as much as I loved their candy in the past I'm boycotting them! They're not getting any more money out of me!!!

M&M's get a new name after Maya Rudolph replaces the brand's 'beloved spokescandies'

The "Saturday Night Live" star reveals the name change in a new viral announcement.

www.google.com

A Twitter comment: "You’d think companies would of learned from the disaster of “New Coke”. Enjoy crashing and burning "

Lol!

 

[The Duke]

Candy is dandy..but likker is still quicker~

9 Offensive Candies That Need To Get Woke Immediately

When M&M bravely transformed their M&M characters into progressive liberals they shined a spotlight on a problem no one had ever considered before. Can candy be racist? Can it be transphobic or deplorable? The answer, we now know, is yes.

babylonbee.com

Almond Joy - Has nuts. Should get nut removal surgery and be transgender. Also, it's wrong to feel joy in our broken, racist, evil country. That's privilege. Do better, Almond Joy.

Sour Patch Kids - None of these kids have had gender reassignment surgery. They're not even taking puberty blockers! Additionally, they are all diverse skin colors, and yet are getting along in harmony. Not woke all!

Mr. Goodbar - Where do we even start? Mister? Good? BAR?!

Sugar Daddy - Don't you mean "Sugar-non-birthing parent?" REEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Twix - It's laudable that Twix has a left bar, but it also has a right bar, so it's basically a Nazi.

Gobstopper - Made by enslaved midgets, which is wrong.

Whatchamacallit - Belittling Ebonics to the level of candy. So racist. Though it does earn some points for having an identity crisis.

Dove Chocolate - A white bird for a chocolate candy? Are you serious?!

Dum Dums - Makes fun of the mentally less capable among us.

What about Sugar Babies?


Okay, a web search for that turned down a rabbit hole real quick. Yay! I knew I wasn't crazy.

 

[Road Runner]

Just so we're clear... you do know that they're not really changing the name of the candies, right?

So what, is it like April Fool's in January?

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

I miss the simplicity of commercials from yesteryear. All the jingles and the selling of the product in a more calm and sedate way. Today I purchase much more generic or store brands than I ever did. Messaging woke agendas is tiresome.

 

[Indeependent]

Go Woke, Go Broke!

 

[BackAgain]

I am utterly unmotivated to give a damn about any tv ads concerning candy.