The last person to post in this thread WINS!!

[CSM]

Big puffy shirt with vertical stripes, bathe every six months or so....

I think I wouldn't want to dress as the Rennaissance man at bath time.

Well the six month thing is do-able, dont know about the puffy shirt thingy, though. Did they bathe with their shirts on?

 

[UsaPride]

All my sons have a set of armor as well, and she doesn't want them to wear armor either. She's a crazy woman I tell ya. I have already warned her that there is no way in hell I am wearing tights either!

Well, if you have the armor, I just don't get why you wouldn't want to utilize that. Yep, she's a crazy woman!!

 

[CSM]

O cmon----and make a a big old codpiece to stick in there !! :rotflmao:

Now that's funny! Now you have my evil mind going, too. I dunno though, not sure I want my daughter in law hating me right away. You have to work up to that kind of resentment.

 

[no1tovote4]

Well the six month thing is do-able, dont know about the puffy shirt thingy, though. Did they bathe with their shirts on?

Could be, doing laundry and bathing at the same time!

Dunno.... I just figured you would want something to cover yourself without having to wear tights.

 

[CSM]

Well, if you have the armor, I just don't get why you wouldn't want to utilize that. Yep, she's a crazy woman!!

Maybe she's jsut jealous she doesn't have any armor. Maybe I should make her a steel thong and bra for their wedding nite!

 

[CSM]

Could be, doing laundry and bathing at the same time!

Dunno.... I just figured you would want something to cover yourself without having to wear tights.

Hey, if I go as the Bathing Rennaissance man, I am going in all my unadorned glory! That'll teach em.

 

[no1tovote4]

Maybe she's jsut jealous she doesn't have any armor. Maybe I should make her a steel thong and bra for their wedding nite!

Make a Chastity belt then give her the wrong key. Oh wait, it is your son you wouldn't want to do that to him!

 

[UsaPride]

Okay Usa...a point/power question..on your little green bar..why dark green and light green squares?

I don't know sweets. Everyones is like that, the first 5 are dark and the rest light. Got me :huh:

 

[no1tovote4]

Hey, if I go as the Bathing Rennaissance man, I am going in all my unadorned glory! That'll teach em.

Small wooden tub. Watch out for splinters!

 

[UsaPride]

Maybe she's jsut jealous she doesn't have any armor. Maybe I should make her a steel thong and bra for their wedding nite!

LMAO!!! That would be too funny!!!! I want one!!!!

 

[dilloduck]

Stck with the cod piece idea----the ladies love it and your always protected!

 

[Mr. P]

Now that's funny! Now you have my evil mind going, too. I dunno though, not sure I want my daughter in law hating me right away. You have to work up to that kind of resentment.

You mean to say you haven't fitted her with a chastity belt yet?

 

[CSM]

LMAO!!! That would be too funny!!!! I want one!!!!

So we have found your perversion at last eh? I should warn you that chain fetish wear is VERY expensive if bought commercially. Might be fun to make though!

 

[dmp]

I'd think I deserve some sorta award for this thread - in my years of Forums...and 50k? posts, i've never started such a popular thread.

yay ME!

 

[CSM]

You mean to say you haven't fitted her with a chastity belt yet?

Her chastity is not MY problem...she's a good gal but I would think her chastitiy is my sons problem ...

 

[UsaPride]

So we have found your perversion at last eh? I should warn you that chain fetish wear is VERY expensive if bought commercially. Might be fun to make though!

LOL!! I've never worn chain, sounds interesting!

Cold, hard steel, um, okay

 

[CSM]

I'd think I deserve some sorta award for this thread - in my years of Forums...and 50k? posts, i've never started such a popular thread.

yay ME!

There ya go exaggerating again,,,it's 5k posts. I bet you tell everyone you got 9 inches too!

 

[dilloduck]

I'd think I deserve some sorta award for this thread - in my years of Forums...and 50k? posts, i've never started such a popular thread.

yay ME!

you get a commission or anything?

 

[UsaPride]

I'd think I deserve some sorta award for this thread - in my years of Forums...and 50k? posts, i've never started such a popular thread.

yay ME!

But I made it popular

Just teasing. Thanks for the thread Darin, you did good

 

[CSM]

LOL!! I've never worn chain, sounds interesting!

Cold, hard steel, um, okay

LOL...this could degenerate rapidly here!

Actually, the smaller the rings used, the more "silky" the material feels. I made a shirt of 1/8 diameter rings and it just feels awesome. Most people just love the feel of it. I even had to make a few small patches for some friends just so they could play with it (sorta like prayer beads)