My theory is that, if the already ancient farce is drawn out long enough, the Trump crackpots will proclaim that they have proof that most folks who voted in Maricopa County in 2020 are
dead. Cyber-Ninja conspiracy buff Doug Logan (not to be confused with a
real election auditor) may be securing his descendants future. Generations yet unborn will be heirs to the eternal clown show.
Notorious Trump bum kisser Pillow Boy himself held a “Cyber Symposium” in South Dakota in August where he promised he’d finally prove that the election was stolen, but that stunt conspicuously fizzled, with
one of his own experts telling the Washington Times that Lindell’s data didn’t prove anything.
(Maybe Maricopa's departed were all infected with the lethal
"bamboo blight" and failed to take their cattle dewormer.)
In reality, the election in Arizona, as in every state, had been audited multiple times without finding evidence of widespread voter fraud. Some Republican politicians in Arizona, even ones that initially supported it, admit the interminable scam is embarrassing. Arizona did its own random hand count of more than 5,000 ballots cast in Maricopa County in November and
didn’t find a single discrepancy. The county itself, which is Republican-run, has also had
two independent firms review its elections equipment, which also found no issues. Biden won Maricopa County by about 45,000 votes.
Of course, the vast conspiracy that stole the Loser's
"LANDSLIDE!" - a caper that involved thousands of Republican as well as Democratic office holder, judges, and others
- yet not a single suspect or their methodology ever mentioned - is even more far-reaching than the most diehard disciples of Trumpery can admit:
81,009,468 Americans were in cahoots! That 51.33% of the electorate's complicity resulted in 306 electors being certified by the 50 states and D.C.!
Some were
very pissy about the will of the People and threw a
tantrump!