The cult of the ear bandage

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Remember when the Dimwinger Cult dressed up in their slave trade garb and kneeled in unison in the Capitol rotunda?


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I always knew I didn't want these morons in charge of health care.

On this date, I vowed I'd get into the fight to stop them.

This was beyond anything I can ever recall with these idiots.

During that eight minutes, I had hoped that Pelosi got a massive leg cramp in her botox filled body and had to stand up and walk it off. It would have been a classic.
 
Mankind is nothing if not social.
For this reason groups of men orient easily into religious and social structures that have central themes and identities.

Usually there is something visible to identify with like a cross or a swastika. In this case we have....THE EAR BANDAGE...

Since the day after Thomas Crooks failed the democrats so grievously, leaving them in mourning and languishment; Yeah verily ripping their garments assunder and tearing out tufts of head hair by the roots!! ....There has appeared a new social order obsessed with square white worship!

These faithful adherents eat, drink and dream of one thing and one thing only...The ear bandage.

Soon after waking and choking down anything with caffeine in it, they assault their Internet access with bated breath and a flourish of anxiety mixed with feverish excitement in hopes of bringing up new images of the square, white mini God that dominates their every waking hour!

Moans of terror mixed with elation and ecstatic squealing can be heard from their abodes as they cascade through various angles of photographs displaying the damn-ned patch!

Is it a new one? Is this one bigger than yesterday's patch? Why does he still have it?

Can't somebody please try again? Arrrrgh....the damned patch! The cursed white square! I shall soon perish if it persists!



 

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