We must never forget all the amazing things Bush did for this country. His many accomplishments will be remembered for decades. After what he was able to do, no other president will come anywhere close to him.
"We must never forget all the amazing things Bush did for this country. His many accomplishments will be remembered for decades."
"How conspiratorial are you? Take this quiz!
The outrageous
final hours of the Clinton presidencyprovoked many hitherto-silent Democrats to denounce
Clinton as the most unworthy individual ever to occupy the presidency. Former Carter chief-of-staff Hamilton Jordan, for instance, lambastes the
Clintons as the āfirst grifters,ādenouncing the extreme corruption of the former first-couple.
Take a stab at the quiz below:
1. In an NBC interview with Lisa Meyers, Juanita Broaderick gave
a detailed account of a rape she suffered at the hands of then-Arkansas attorney general Bill Clinton. Journalists uncovered considerable corroborating evidence. Newsweekās account of the story added the editorial comment āsounds like our guy,ā a sentiment that Elizabeth Gracen, Kathleen Willey, and perhaps many others would second. Nevertheless, it is OK to defend Clinton in this instance because:
a. Itās only about sex.
b. Lisa Meyers, NBC, and Newsweek are all part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.
c. Henry Kissinger murdered the president of Chile.
d. The Republicans want to give us a tax cut we canāt afford.
e. Itās not at all OK. No decent person would defend such conduct.
2. Just prior to a House vote on impeachment, Bill Clinton ordered the bombing of a Sudanese factory that he claimed
(without any credible evidence) was manufacturing poison gas for Osama bin Ladin. Attorney General Janet Reno warned him that the bombing violated international law. Nevertheless, it is OK to defend Clinton in this instance because:
a. Itās only about sex.
b. The Sudanese and Janet Reno are part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.
c. Websterās doesnāt define Tomahawk missiles as ābombs.ā
d. We had to bomb right away because of Ramadanānoāwait! Thatās Iraq.
e. Itās not at all OK. No decent person would defend such conduct.
3. In 1996, the Communist Chinese poured thousands of dollars into Clintonās re-election campaign. In return,
Chinese arms merchants got top-level access to the president. Nevertheless, it is OK to defend Clinton in this instance because:
a. Itās only about sex.
b. They canāt blow us up for at least five years.
c. Hitler was a sinner. Mother Theresa was a sinner. Therefore, Mother Theresa was Hitler.
d. Bill Clinton made the trains run on time.
e. Itās not at all OK. No decent person would defend such conduct.
4. Along with Mark Rich, Roger Clinton, Susan McDougal, and several high-level drug dealers, Clinton granted clemency to Mel Reynolds, a former congressman convicted of fraud. It is OK to defend
Clintonās pardon of Reynolds because:
a. Hey! Watch it with those trick questions! I happen to know that Mel Reynolds was the guy who left Congress after being convicted of sexual assault on a minor, child pornography, and obstruction of justice. Like I said, itās only about sex.
b. Itās the economy, stupid!
c. The Republicans only care about unborn babies.
d. Ken Starr once worked for the tobacco companies.
e. Itās not at all OK. No decent person would approve the Reynolds pardon.
If you answered āeā to any of the above questions, watch out. You obviously are part of a vast right-wing conspiracy that wants to end social security, pollute every river and stream in America, and institute prayer and Bible reading in the public schools.
But at least you earned an āAā on this quiz."
How conspiratorial are you?
How conspiratorial are you