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The best no trespassing sign ever!
- Thread starter Crepitus
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norwegen
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So in other words, you won't be banning anyone from your yurt.
1srelluc
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Urine-soaked I get but why was Tater referred to as a orange cockroach?
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Plan on posting it in the stairwell, or in the elevator of your tenement?
DukeU
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I'm having a few dozen if these run up tomorrow! Can't wait to hang them up!
Wait, you have borders on your property and plan on enforcing them?!?
I thought you guys hated borders. Why not a "Welcome" sign?
My sign is easier to understand.
airplanemechanic
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Wow I wouldn't call Biden a urine soaked orange cockroach but whatever works.
I like it.
I like it.
CrusaderFrank
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airplanemechanic
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Aren't you a little late to the party with these signs? Trump was elected in 2016.
I've got one:
"If you helped the Chinese and put that child molesting senile idiot in the white house then you better turn around now and get the hell off of my property."
I've got one:
"If you helped the Chinese and put that child molesting senile idiot in the white house then you better turn around now and get the hell off of my property."
Lastamender
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Perfect for the obsessed intolerant fool.
And if you don't heed the 1st sign......well..........
DukeU
Diamond Member
Excellent....but the wordage might be too much for them.
Nothing says "I hate Trump" better than enforcing borders.
HereWeGoAgain
Diamond Member
I'd hold you at gunpoint and piss all over your face.
Confederate Soldier
Diamond Member
Your sign is pretty gay, man.
My friend was having a lot of problems with trespassers last year. I went to his house one day and we made about a hundred "Blair Witch" stick figures like down below.
The next day I took a large stick and put a very realistic looking goat mask onto it and poured fake blood all over it. We then put six candles all around it, and then spent all day hanging up the stick figures.
The trespassers came by on ATVs every Saturday and Sunday night, and use the same trail. We set up the goat head at the end of his trail where they would find it, and while they were looking at it, we would cut a tree down, blocking the path and forcing them down the trail with the stick figures. It was very elaborate, but we were excited as all get out for it. We even set up a Game camera and set it up for video, and placed it overlooking the goat head.
That Saturday night, we waited. Then, we heard them coming. Six teenagers on stupid ass ATVs came down the trail, and passed us in the dark. We immediately cut down the tree once they were out of view, and far enough away for them to not hear our chainsaws over their engine noises. The tree fell down, cutting off the path, and we hurried down the other trail to watch what would happen next.
Sure enoug, we heard them coming, and fast. As they were passing us, my friend stood up. He had put on a white jumpsuit while we were waiting, and he was standing about 50 yards inside the woods. We could hear the kids screaming and yelling because they were seeing the stick figures. Then they saw my buddy. The girls shrieked bloody murder, and the guys were screaming "what the fuck is that?! Holy shit!" They gunned their machines even harder and sped off my buddies property.
My friend and I were rolling in the leaves laughing our asses off. The next day, we pulled everything down, and checked the camera. The kids found our goat head, and it didn't take long for them to turn and run. In the video, the girls screamed, and the guys stopped and stared at it. One dude looked like his eyes were as big as golf balls. My buddy never had a problem since.
Oh shit that was fun. I think my no trespassing signs are better.
My friend was having a lot of problems with trespassers last year. I went to his house one day and we made about a hundred "Blair Witch" stick figures like down below.
The next day I took a large stick and put a very realistic looking goat mask onto it and poured fake blood all over it. We then put six candles all around it, and then spent all day hanging up the stick figures.
The trespassers came by on ATVs every Saturday and Sunday night, and use the same trail. We set up the goat head at the end of his trail where they would find it, and while they were looking at it, we would cut a tree down, blocking the path and forcing them down the trail with the stick figures. It was very elaborate, but we were excited as all get out for it. We even set up a Game camera and set it up for video, and placed it overlooking the goat head.
That Saturday night, we waited. Then, we heard them coming. Six teenagers on stupid ass ATVs came down the trail, and passed us in the dark. We immediately cut down the tree once they were out of view, and far enough away for them to not hear our chainsaws over their engine noises. The tree fell down, cutting off the path, and we hurried down the other trail to watch what would happen next.
Sure enoug, we heard them coming, and fast. As they were passing us, my friend stood up. He had put on a white jumpsuit while we were waiting, and he was standing about 50 yards inside the woods. We could hear the kids screaming and yelling because they were seeing the stick figures. Then they saw my buddy. The girls shrieked bloody murder, and the guys were screaming "what the fuck is that?! Holy shit!" They gunned their machines even harder and sped off my buddies property.
My friend and I were rolling in the leaves laughing our asses off. The next day, we pulled everything down, and checked the camera. The kids found our goat head, and it didn't take long for them to turn and run. In the video, the girls screamed, and the guys stopped and stared at it. One dude looked like his eyes were as big as golf balls. My buddy never had a problem since.
Oh shit that was fun. I think my no trespassing signs are better.
HereWeGoAgain
Diamond Member
Your sign is pretty gay, man.
My friend was having a lot of problems with trespassers last year. I went to his house one day and we made about a hundred "Blair Witch" stick figures like down below.
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The next day I took a large stick and put a very realistic looking goat mask onto it and poured fake blood all over it. We then put six candles all around it, and then spent all day hanging up the stick figures.
The trespassers came by on ATVs every Saturday and Sunday night, and use the same trail. We set up the goat head at the end of his trail where they would find it, and while they were looking at it, we would cut a tree down, blocking the path and forcing them down the trail with the stick figures. It was very elaborate, but we were excited as all get out for it. We even set up a Game camera and set it up for video, and placed it overlooking the goat head.
That Saturday night, we waited. Then, we heard them coming. Six teenagers on stupid ass ATVs came down the trail, and passed us in the dark. We immediately cut down the tree once they were out of view, and far enough away for them to not hear our chainsaws over their engine noises. The tree fell down, cutting off the path, and we hurried down the other trail to watch what would happen next.
Sure enoug, we heard them coming, and fast. As they were passing us, my friend stood up. He had put on a white jumpsuit while we were waiting, and he was standing about 50 yards inside the woods. We could hear the kids screaming and yelling because they were seeing the stick figures. Then they saw my buddy. The girls shrieked bloody murder, and the guys were screaming "what the fuck is that?! Holy shit!" They gunned their machines even harder and sped off my buddies property.
My friend and I were rolling in the leaves laughing our asses off. The next day, we pulled everything down, and checked the camera. The kids found our goat head, and it didn't take long for them to turn and run. In the video, the girls screamed, and the guys stopped and stared at it. One dude looked like his eyes were as big as golf balls. My buddy never had a problem since.
Oh shit that was fun. I think my no trespassing signs are better.
If you lived in Texas you could get a real goat head and real blood.
For that finishing touch....
martybegan
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The Trump works for the Russians crap fails the cui bono test.
Rising oil prices helps the Russians. Shutting down US production helps the Russians. Letting Iran and China go wild helps the Russians.
If Trump was on their side why are they threatening Ukraine now and not 4 years ago?
Nobody is interested in trespassing in your card box in that back alley of New York City except the restaurant owner who's door you're blocking with it.
*****CHUCKLE*****
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