The 3 Stages of Married Sex

random3434

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1) Kitchen Sex:

Where you do it all the time, anyplace, including the kitchen sink.


2) Bed Sex:


Where you do it when you have time. "9:30, sure, let's hit it now dear, the kids are
asleep, might as well."


3) Hallway Sex:


Where you've been married for so long, when you pass each other in the hallway
you yell out, "F*ck You!"
 
Stage 3 is having a great sex life, just no one that wants to share it with you.

"If you took all the girls I knew when I was single
Brought 'em all together for one night
I know they'd never match my sweet imagination
Everything looks worse in black and white".
Paul Simon - Kodachrome
:lol:
 
Probably not. Especially after some of the love life tales some of this bunch spins.

I once was in love with a nude picture of Rachel Weisz. Wait...... that was yesterday.......

You mispelled Welsch. Ohh wait different generation.

And we wonder why youth is so goddamn ignorant.

raquel-welch.gif


:eusa_whistle:
 

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