The 2052 Election

[Libertarianman]

January 12th Alabama Alaska
January 13th Arizona Arkansas
January 14th California
January 15th Colorado Connecticut
January 16th Delaware District of Columbia
January 17th Florida Georgia
January 18th Guam Hawaii
January 19th Idaho Illinois
January 20th Indiana Iowa
January 21st Kansas Kentucky
January 22nd Louisiana Maine
January 23rd Maryland Massachusetts
January 24th Michigan Minnesota
January 25th Mississippi Missouri
January 26th Montana Nebraska
January 27th Nevada New Hampshire
January 28th New Jersey New Mexico
January 29th New York North Carolina
January 30th North Dakota Northern Marianas Islands
January 31st Ohio Oklahoma
February 1st Oregon Pennsylvania
February 2nd Puerto Rico Rhode Island
February 3rd South Carolina South Dakota
February 4th Tennessee Texas
February 5th Utah Vermont
February 6th Virginia Virgin Islands
February 7th Washington West Virginia
February 8th Wisconsin Wyoming
That work?

 

[Libertarianman]

Will that primary schedule work?

 

[TheShinyOne]

Will that primary schedule work?

Needs to be Texas on Valentine's Day.

 

[Libertarianman]

Why?
And are you running?

 

[TheOldSchool]

Okay. Who is your first endorsement?

I'm extremely proud to announce my first endorsement is American Hero George Zimmerman!

 

[Libertarianman]

Okay. Who is your first endorsement?

I'm extremely proud to announce my first endorsement is American Hero George Zimmerman!

First primary is tomorrow so start your campaign

 

[TheShinyOne]

Why?
And are you running?

Because I like to imagine Ted Cruz singing karaoke of Goodbye to Romance.

 

[g5000]

My first endorsements are the Wall Street Journal and Forbes magazine.

I will be bagging the NRA endorsement when I address the NRA this week and present my white paper on registering gun owners, not guns.

Basically, you register gun buyers and not guns. Just like you go through a vetting process to register to vote, you would go through a vetting process to register as a potential gun buyer. Just as voter registration prevent felons and non-citizens from voting, so would a gun buyer registration prevent felons and non-citizens and crazy people from buying a gun.

When you go to vote, the lady at the voting precinct makes sure your name is on the approved voters list. If you go to buy a gun, the seller would make sure your name is on the approved gun buyer's list.

It would be the government's responsibility to maintain an accurate list, just as it is the government's responsibility to maintain an accurate voter list.

If you are on the gun buyer list, you can buy whatever gun you like, and the purchase is confidential. The government does not know what you bought just like it does not know who you voted for.

 

[Libertarianman]

Okay campaign

 

[Libertarianman]

Alabama and Alaska

 

[Libertarianman]

Okay...very very little campaigning, but here is the totals...
Alaska:
Bass Rutten 49%
G5000 48%
Other 4%
Alabama:
G5000:51%
Bass Rutten: 34%
Other 25%

 

[TheOldSchool]

I see my nationally televised Polar Bear hunt paid dividends in Alaska

 

[TheOldSchool]

Are Arizona and Arkansas next? Because I just received a call from SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO saying he's throwing his full support behind my campaign and throwing a rally in my honor the day of the primaries!

And I'm currently in the middle of a 72 hour shift standing watch at the border in a sniper tower with the bravest of our countrymen the Border Patrol!

 

[Libertarianman]

Yes those are tomorrow...
I am not telling you what to do, but maybe try to out some more spunk in your campaigns be activity

 

[TheOldSchool]

Citizens of Arizona! 3 words... SECURE. THE. BORDER!!!

Past weak administrations have pandered to the liberal media by kowtowing to alien gangbangers! No more! One of the government's most sacred duties is protecting our nation's boundaries! Finish the fence, militarize the border, and increase the ability of our authorities to ENFORCE CURRENT IMMIGRATION LAW! No changes necessary! At tomorrow's rally Sheriff Joe and I will be handing out free pink panties for all in attendance!

Also lower taxes, banish Obamacare from the land, and bring criminal charges against all leading figures within the Obama administration!!!

Now people of Arkansas! Again... my most sincere apologies for my remarks last month... buuuuut can you say MIKE BEEBE FOR VP??? Yeah baby!

 

[Libertarianman]

Pre-Primary polling:
Arkansas:
G5000 55%
Bass Rutten 40%
Other 5%
Arizona:
Bass Rutten 60%
G5000 30%
Other 10%

 

[g5000]

I have exhumed the body of Charlton Heston to get his endorsement, and I'll be damned if he isn't clutching a gun in his cold dead hands!

I'd like to see a hippie try to take it from him.

 

[g5000]

I have exhumed the body of Thomas Jefferson to get his endorsement and I'll be damned if he wasn't spinning faster than the speed of sound over the way the Constitution has been treated lo these past decades!

 

[g5000]

Did I ever mention Sarah Palin and I had a fling back in the 80s? We did a little sexual role playing, sure. We were just kids! I was Paul Revere, she was Besty Ross. There was some gunpowder and lard and a horse involved. I won't say any more as I am a gentleman.

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[g5000]

I had nothing to do with the bridge closure. Some of my best friends are from Fort Lee...