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In a desperate attempt to woo democrat voters, Senator Susan Collins has decided to visit a tattoo parlor to obtain Nazi-like tattoos, as well as writing sexually explicit letters to random voters. "I will take the tat with the two SS's", said Susan as she fingered through a skin head catalogue of tattoos. "I feel better with that than the one with the German ovens with head and large nose sticking out of it."
But democrat voters did not seem convinced. "Why has she waited all these years to hate Joooos!", yelled one democrat voter. "I smell a rat like the dirty Zionist Joooo! The same can be said for her apparent sexual liberation. Why has it taken all these years to start writing lewd and perverted letters to people? Hmm?"
No word yet on whether Susan Collins new account with "only fans page" is up and running yet.
