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He is a gifted, incredible, stunningly brilliant person in every way. He possesses demi-god like qualities of oratory, persuasion, and even alchemy!! When he smokes a cigarette, the cigarette ashes become acorns and the smoke cleans the air! The acorns grow into mighty oak trees that shade and protect all the millions of minions that he alone can preserve, protect, and provide for. He is human perfection.you know, you have to give people their due. you don't get to be president of harvard law review without knowing how to write.
so don't be bitter. you could pick smart people to be your candidates, too.
What a sad, bitter, stupid man you are.
What? Your leg doesn't tingle when obama speaks? You don't faint?