JimBowie1958
Old Fogey
- Sep 25, 2011
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Never use nasal spray to clear you nose when in a room with a well used cat box. Exit the room, first, preferably go to a different floor of the house.
Never make your Designated Driver the butt of your jokes for the evening bar hopping. You never know what state you might end up in.
Never tell a state highway patrolman that his uniform reminds you of the Waffen SS, especially if it really does.
Never go to the Dentist drunk and challenge him to 'Do his worst!'
Never tell your wife/GF that it isnt the pockets on her jeans that make her butt look big without a good explanation of exactly what you are referring to quickly available.
It never ever matters how certain you are that that lady is pregnant - dont ask.
Never tell your kids, as you leave for a night out, that they can 'Do whatever you want, just dont burn the house down!' Kids are prone to suggestion, if you didnt know.
Never ask the cop if he could use a breath mint.
Never ask your male boss, if they dont also make his shirt for men.
If you pray to God for Wisdom, be sure to clarify you mean in Sunday Bible school. and not via hard knocks in life living through your mistakes. The latter is choosing poorly.
Never make your Designated Driver the butt of your jokes for the evening bar hopping. You never know what state you might end up in.
Never tell a state highway patrolman that his uniform reminds you of the Waffen SS, especially if it really does.
Never go to the Dentist drunk and challenge him to 'Do his worst!'
Never tell your wife/GF that it isnt the pockets on her jeans that make her butt look big without a good explanation of exactly what you are referring to quickly available.
It never ever matters how certain you are that that lady is pregnant - dont ask.
Never tell your kids, as you leave for a night out, that they can 'Do whatever you want, just dont burn the house down!' Kids are prone to suggestion, if you didnt know.
Never ask the cop if he could use a breath mint.
Never ask your male boss, if they dont also make his shirt for men.
If you pray to God for Wisdom, be sure to clarify you mean in Sunday Bible school. and not via hard knocks in life living through your mistakes. The latter is choosing poorly.
