Ten reasons why Joe bit Jill's finger

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His mind wandered, and the thought of Hunter fcking him up in Ukraine and just lashed out randomly.

Jill wouldn’t let him have that third cup of coffee that morning because of his prostate problems.

Ensure is not very filling.

For a moment, he thought he was a robin and the finger was a worm is warm spring garden.

His overly whitened and enamelless teeth got really, really cold.

He remembered he wanted fries with his last burger.

He confused Jill with Barak.

He recalled his childhood dog.

It is part of their regular mating ritual and you don’t want to know more details.

He doesn’t know, she doesn’t know, and nobody else has a clue why either.
 

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