"Tell your breasts to stop looking at me."

A scientific study showed that men naturally look at boobs. It's nature.

But is it a valid excuse when the wife catch's me staring at a nice set?

But dear,it's mother natures fault!:eusa_whistle:

My wife and I made a "look but don't touch" agreement at the start.

One of the really nice things about second marriages is knowledge of sticking points. Of course I'm an old man, so the boobs I look at have zero chance of winding up in my bed - no doubt that helps my wife not worry.
 
But it's classy to ask me if I like liberal dick in or around my mouth?





:lmao:


Why don't right wingers have a sense of humor?


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I can laugh at guys telling boob, fart and MCP "make me a sandwich" jokes.

Do you laugh at the hateful misogynist "humor" that Bill Maher pumps out on a frighteningly regular basis?

Be honest.


I laugh at all kinds of dirty jokes...
You just came in conversation where you had no clue what was going on.
Dave here, likes to pretend he doesn't get butt hurt at every turn.


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What would the radical left do without the tax exempt Media Matters cherry picking "only conservative speech"? MM throws it to Huffnpuff and the low information left eats it up like pablum. The ironic thing is that the radical left seems to think comedy channel satirists like Colbert are really news analysts and a freaking joke by Rush is taken seriously. The bigots on the left must be a lot of fun at a New Years party...not.

That's the way it works.

Leftists are the most loyal listeners that Rush has. I haven't listened to the guy in a decade, but you can bet rdean never misses a minute.
 
I wouldn't laugh.

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I guess you wouldn't... since your tits are hanging past your navel staring at the ground.

How do you know what my boobs look like?

And don't worry Pale, like most women's boobs you will never see them.

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Right... obviously I'm on the internet, and the internet is absolutely packed with nudity and porn... but I'll never see any hooters... pfft... :lol:

Boy when you run out of material, you really hit bottom don't ya?

You best quit while you still have a few minutes left on your obamaphone.
 
I guess you wouldn't... since your tits are hanging past your navel staring at the ground.



How do you know what my boobs look like?



And don't worry Pale, like most women's boobs you will never see them.



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Right... obviously I'm on the internet, and the internet is absolutely packed with nudity and porn... but I'll never see any hooters... pfft... :lol:



Boy when you run out of material, you really hit bottom don't ya?



You best quit while you still have a few minutes left on your obamaphone.


Why does your and Daveman's life revolve around the internet so much?
I was speaking about real life.
I am glad you can see boobs on the internet. I know it's been awhile, Pale.


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I wouldn't laugh.



Of course you wouldn't.



Your idea of "humor" is "Rush is a stinky doo doo head."



It's okay Luissa, you lack the brains for wit, so you use hate instead. Pretty typical for leftists...


Have I made one comment about Rush?
I think you have shown more hate for liberal breasts than I have towards anything in this thread.
Of course you are never honest, are you?


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So we have learned today Uncensored is obsessed with liberal breasts and Daveman with liberal dick.

Very interesting.



I would say that we've learned today that Luissa is a bitter, witless and humorless old leftist...



BUT we already knew this.


You are older than me.
Should we talk about your saggy balls?
Right wing men sure do get butt hurt.


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How do you know what my boobs look like?

And don't worry Pale, like most women's boobs you will never see them.

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Right... obviously I'm on the internet, and the internet is absolutely packed with nudity and porn... but I'll never see any hooters... pfft... :lol:

Boy when you run out of material, you really hit bottom don't ya?

You best quit while you still have a few minutes left on your obamaphone.

Why does your and Daveman's life revolve around the internet so much?
I was speaking about real life.
I am glad you can see boobs on the internet. I know it's been awhile, Pale.

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You're the one with tits laying on your stomach that look like pancakes in a sack, posting on the internet with your obama-phone.

Get a life.
 
Right... obviously I'm on the internet, and the internet is absolutely packed with nudity and porn... but I'll never see any hooters... pfft... :lol:



Boy when you run out of material, you really hit bottom don't ya?



You best quit while you still have a few minutes left on your obamaphone.



Why does your and Daveman's life revolve around the internet so much?

I was speaking about real life.

I am glad you can see boobs on the internet. I know it's been awhile, Pale.



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You're the one with tits laying on your stomach that look like pancakes in a sack, posting on the internet with your obama-phone.



Get a life.


How do you know what my boobs look like?

My Obama phone? They give out iPhones now?


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