===tell us a joke===

[BREDNAMERICA]

just share with us any joke that you think is funny. the next person can reply to your joke and/ or share one of his/hers. okay! lets hear some good ones!

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

So this lady walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. A drunk at the bar looks up and says, “That’s the ugliest pig I ever saw!”. The lady says, “You stupid drunk. That’s not a pig, that’s a duck!”. And the drunk says, “I was talking to the duck.”

http://www.lolriot.com/2013/06/15/1001-funny-jokes/

 

[007]

You want a joke?

Liberals are intelligent...

 

[Mudflap]

The neighbor lady said that men are all pigs, they think only about sex, and there was something else but I can't remember what it is because I was too busy thinking about what she would look like naked.

 

[editec]

So a horse walked into a bar, Bartender said, "Why the long face?"

 

[Truthmatters]

some idiots use tiny scraps of science to deny all sceince

 

[Mudflap]

The guy who tends bar down at the local watering hole must be going deaf. Whenever I shout "Get me another beer, asshole" he yells back "What the **** did you just say?"