Take the Trump-Russia Quiz by Gail Collins

[JBvM]

Take the Trump-Russia Quiz
So much has happened. Find out whether you’re up to speed.

By GAIL COLLINS JAN. 16, 2019


Opinion | Take the Trump-Russia Quiz​

I'm going to take it.

I initially see 13 questions. I wonder of some would dispute the answers, maybe even the questions. But it is the NYT and that means a heck of a lot of Americans and people outside of the US have seen it and probably taken it

 

[Marion Morrison]

It all amounts to nothing.

I missed 2.

 

[JBvM]

Got em all correct! Yay!!!

but


the some of the alternate answers are hilarious

 

[JBvM]

It all amounts to nothing.

I missed 2.

Is that a "Nothing Burger?"

 

[Marion Morrison]

It all amounts to nothing.

I missed 2.

Is that a "Nothing Burger?"

Nah..the trick one and other one where I didn't read down far enough.

 

[JBvM]

It all amounts to nothing.

I missed 2.

Is that a "Nothing Burger?"

Nah..the trick one and other one where I didn't read down far enough.

what trick one?

Dmitry Peskov is … answer was BOTH

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

I had to guess on 4 of them, but the answers were so ******* obvious that a 3rd grader coukd have guessed right.

What a ******* joke.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

It all amounts to nothing.

I missed 2.

Is that a "Nothing Burger?"

Nah..the trick one and other one where I didn't read down far enough.

what trick one?

Dmitry Peskov is … answer was BOTH

George popdopooidwhatever confused me. I though of George Stohenopppouswhatever.

 

[basquebromance]

got em all except 1. too easy.

 

[basquebromance]

It all amounts to nothing.

I missed 2.

Is that a "Nothing Burger?"

Nah..the trick one and other one where I didn't read down far enough.

what trick one?

Dmitry Peskov is … answer was BOTH

George popdopooidwhatever confused me. I though of George Stohenopppouswhatever.

you gotta know Pappadopolous. he is key in this whole thing.

 

[JBvM]

I had to guess on 4 of them, but the answers were so ******* obvious that a 3rd grader coukd have guessed right.

What a ******* joke.

where is the STFU button?

 

[JBvM]

It all amounts to nothing.

I missed 2.

Is that a "Nothing Burger?"

Nah..the trick one and other one where I didn't read down far enough.

what trick one?

Dmitry Peskov is … answer was BOTH

George popdopooidwhatever confused me. I though of George Stohenopppouswhatever.

STFU! (i a nice way)

 

[JBvM]

got em all except 1. too easy.

number 1?

 

[JBvM]

It all amounts to nothing.

I missed 2.

Is that a "Nothing Burger?"

Nah..the trick one and other one where I didn't read down far enough.

what trick one?

Dmitry Peskov is … answer was BOTH

George popdopooidwhatever confused me. I though of George Stohenopppouswhatever.

you gotta know Pappadopolous. he is key in this whole thing.

We will eventually know more.

I'm hoping this new AG Barr is an undercover deep State operator

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

It all amounts to nothing.

I missed 2.

Is that a "Nothing Burger?"

Nah..the trick one and other one where I didn't read down far enough.

what trick one?

Dmitry Peskov is … answer was BOTH

George popdopooidwhatever confused me. I though of George Stohenopppouswhatever.

you gotta know Pappadopolous. he is key in this whole thing.

I know. I just got distracted by the answers. They tricked me.

 

[JBvM]

Is that a "Nothing Burger?"

Nah..the trick one and other one where I didn't read down far enough.

what trick one?

Dmitry Peskov is … answer was BOTH

George popdopooidwhatever confused me. I though of George Stohenopppouswhatever.

you gotta know Pappadopolous. he is key in this whole thing.

I know. I just got distracted by the answers. They tricked me.

Russian bots?

 

[basquebromance]

Is that a "Nothing Burger?"

Nah..the trick one and other one where I didn't read down far enough.

what trick one?

Dmitry Peskov is … answer was BOTH

George popdopooidwhatever confused me. I though of George Stohenopppouswhatever.

you gotta know Pappadopolous. he is key in this whole thing.

I know. I just got distracted by the answers. They tricked me.

i can explain the whole russia thing for you. it only takes 40 minutes.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Nah..the trick one and other one where I didn't read down far enough.

what trick one?

Dmitry Peskov is … answer was BOTH

George popdopooidwhatever confused me. I though of George Stohenopppouswhatever.

you gotta know Pappadopolous. he is key in this whole thing.

I know. I just got distracted by the answers. They tricked me.

i can explain the whole russia thing for you. it only takes 40 minutes.

That's a good watch.

 

[basquebromance]

what trick one?

Dmitry Peskov is … answer was BOTH

George popdopooidwhatever confused me. I though of George Stohenopppouswhatever.

you gotta know Pappadopolous. he is key in this whole thing.

I know. I just got distracted by the answers. They tricked me.

i can explain the whole russia thing for you. it only takes 40 minutes.

That's a good watch.

i'm a youtube political videos machine. i can give you "good watch" videos all day!

 

[Muhammed]

It all amounts to nothing.

I missed 2.

Is that a "Nothing Burger?"

None of the above.

A "nothingburger" is the entire TrumPutin conspiracy theory which was forwarded by the Clinton camp and media allies to distract attention away from the fact that the election was rigged for Clinton.