Taco Bell...

Canon Shooter

Diamond Member
Joined
Jan 7, 2020
Messages
4,926
Reaction score
4,425
Points
1,938
Can Taco Bell even be considered real food?

My hot Puerto Rican girlfriend loves it, but I just can't get onboard with it. Make no mistake, I've tried i, but all in all it's pretty fuckin' repulsive...
 

Crepitus

Diamond Member
Joined
Mar 28, 2018
Messages
42,557
Reaction score
9,645
Points
2,040
Can Taco Bell even be considered real food?

My hot Puerto Rican girlfriend loves it, but I just can't get onboard with it. Make no mistake, I've tried i, but all in all it's pretty fuckin' repulsive...
It tastes like cardboard IMHO, but I know some folks like it.
 

Dogmaphobe

Diamond Member
Joined
Sep 22, 2014
Messages
17,012
Reaction score
8,048
Points
1,295
Location
Or uh gun
I have found that it is always a good remedy for constipation.

I think the longest it has ever taken to go from mouth to anus is, like, 30 minutes, tops.
 

Shelzin

Equal Opportunity Asshole
Gold Supporting Member
Joined
Jul 15, 2012
Messages
5,567
Reaction score
2,580
Points
198
Can Taco Bell even be considered real food?

My hot Puerto Rican girlfriend loves it, but I just can't get onboard with it. Make no mistake, I've tried i, but all in all it's pretty fuckin' repulsive...
Real food? Yes. Real meat in that food? Not so much.
 

OldLady

Diamond Member
Joined
Nov 16, 2015
Messages
65,624
Reaction score
16,407
Points
2,220
Can Taco Bell even be considered real food?

My hot Puerto Rican girlfriend loves it, but I just can't get onboard with it. Make no mistake, I've tried i, but all in all it's pretty fuckin' repulsive...
I love their tacos. Burrito Supremes are good too. Tostadas aren't bad. I like their hot sauce. That's about it.
 

Jimmy_Chitwood

Platinum Member
Joined
Dec 2, 2016
Messages
9,331
Reaction score
3,439
Points
360
Location
SouthWestern Pennsylvania
Can Taco Bell even be considered real food?

My hot Puerto Rican girlfriend loves it, but I just can't get onboard with it. Make no mistake, I've tried i, but all in all it's pretty fuckin' repulsive...

First time I was exposed to The Bell in the second half od the 80s it was awesome.

You piad a bit for say a chicken soft taco but it was huge and delicious.


Seems like they and others (Little Ceasers and subway for example) went the way towards cheap and away from quality.

Focused on being able to say look at what you get for cheap.

The value menu battle.
 

Pogo

Diamond Member
Joined
Dec 7, 2012
Messages
121,090
Reaction score
21,239
Points
2,190
Location
Fennario
Can Taco Bell even be considered real food?

My hot Puerto Rican girlfriend loves it, but I just can't get onboard with it. Make no mistake, I've tried i, but all in all it's pretty fuckin' repulsive...
No, it can't. You are correct, get that gurl some cultcha.
 

GHook20

Gold Member
Joined
Aug 3, 2020
Messages
253
Reaction score
239
Points
158
Location
Las Vegas
Can Taco Bell even be considered real food?

My hot Puerto Rican girlfriend loves it, but I just can't get onboard with it. Make no mistake, I've tried i, but all in all it's pretty fuckin' repulsive...
People lie when they say they don’t like it. It isn’t great but definitely had it’s time. I don’t eat fast food that much , but I put it up their with Chipotle and Boston Market as a distant second to the king Portillo’s (Chicago Pride).
 

White 6

Gold Member
Joined
Nov 10, 2019
Messages
11,356
Reaction score
5,659
Points
210
I have found that it is always a good remedy for constipation.

I think the longest it has ever taken to go from mouth to anus is, like, 30 minutes, tops.
You make it sound like real Mexican food. Started by hotdog stand owner Glenn Bell in Irvine, CA featuring simple selection, ingredients, limited choice fast food, easily trained and simple uniform standards of preparation. He eventually franchised to 100 stores or more and sold out to Pepsi. I studied the business model in college. American success story, as American as apple pie. I still grab a snack their once or twice a month.
 

Dogmaphobe

Diamond Member
Joined
Sep 22, 2014
Messages
17,012
Reaction score
8,048
Points
1,295
Location
Or uh gun
I have found that it is always a good remedy for constipation.

I think the longest it has ever taken to go from mouth to anus is, like, 30 minutes, tops.
You make it sound like real Mexican food. Started by hotdog stand owner Glenn Bell in Irvine, CA featuring simple selection, ingredients, limited choice fast food, easily trained and simple uniform standards of preparation. He eventually franchised to 100 stores or more and sold out to Pepsi. I studied the business model in college. American success story, as American as apple pie. I still grab a snack their once or twice a month.
I've eaten real Mexican food.

You will never find garbanzos at taco bell. It is a staple of most of the Mexican friends I have had.
 

White 6

Gold Member
Joined
Nov 10, 2019
Messages
11,356
Reaction score
5,659
Points
210
I have found that it is always a good remedy for constipation.

I think the longest it has ever taken to go from mouth to anus is, like, 30 minutes, tops.
You make it sound like real Mexican food. Started by hotdog stand owner Glenn Bell in Irvine, CA featuring simple selection, ingredients, limited choice fast food, easily trained and simple uniform standards of preparation. He eventually franchised to 100 stores or more and sold out to Pepsi. I studied the business model in college. American success story, as American as apple pie. I still grab a snack their once or twice a month.
I've eaten real Mexican food.

You will never find garbanzos at taco bell. It is a staple of most of the Mexican friends I have had.
Not Mexican food. American food with a Mexican motif. If I want Mexican food here, I go to Don Poncho's. If I want a fast food taco, easy in, easy out, cheap, consistent, near home or on the road from coast to coast, I'll ring that bell, grab a snack and keep on going. ;)
 

Gracie

Diamond Member
Joined
Feb 13, 2013
Messages
63,451
Reaction score
22,049
Points
2,290
Location
Wandering Nomad
Can Taco Bell even be considered real food?

My hot Puerto Rican girlfriend loves it, but I just can't get onboard with it. Make no mistake, I've tried i, but all in all it's pretty fuckin' repulsive...
I call it Taco Smell and refuse to eat it.
 

Dogmaphobe

Diamond Member
Joined
Sep 22, 2014
Messages
17,012
Reaction score
8,048
Points
1,295
Location
Or uh gun
Not Mexican food. American food with a Mexican motif. If I want Mexican food here, I go to Don Poncho's. If I want a fast food taco, easy in, easy out, cheap, consistent, near home or on the road from coast to coast, I'll ring that bell, grab a snack and keep on going. ;)

You strike me as one of those posturing leftists who have never actually gotten to know anybody from Mexico.
 

Daryl Hunt

Your Worst Nightmare
Gold Supporting Member
Joined
Oct 22, 2014
Messages
22,091
Reaction score
4,303
Points
290
Location
O.D. (Stands for Out Dere
Can Taco Bell even be considered real food?

My hot Puerto Rican girlfriend loves it, but I just can't get onboard with it. Make no mistake, I've tried i, but all in all it's pretty fuckin' repulsive...
Ever wonder what happened to that annoying little dog? Chow down.
 

fncceo

Platinum Member
Joined
Nov 29, 2016
Messages
27,295
Reaction score
12,354
Points
1,100
I have found that it is always a good remedy for constipation.

I think the longest it has ever taken to go from mouth to anus is, like, 30 minutes, tops.
You make it sound like real Mexican food. Started by hotdog stand owner Glenn Bell in Irvine, CA featuring simple selection, ingredients, limited choice fast food, easily trained and simple uniform standards of preparation. He eventually franchised to 100 stores or more and sold out to Pepsi. I studied the business model in college. American success story, as American as apple pie. I still grab a snack their once or twice a month.
I've eaten real Mexican food.

You will never find garbanzos at taco bell. It is a staple of most of the Mexican friends I have had.
Taco Bell served 'Mexican-Themed' food. The way a Reuben Sandwich is a "Kosher-Themed' sandwich (whilst being 100% treyfe).
 

Daryl Hunt

Your Worst Nightmare
Gold Supporting Member
Joined
Oct 22, 2014
Messages
22,091
Reaction score
4,303
Points
290
Location
O.D. (Stands for Out Dere
I have found that it is always a good remedy for constipation.

I think the longest it has ever taken to go from mouth to anus is, like, 30 minutes, tops.
You make it sound like real Mexican food. Started by hotdog stand owner Glenn Bell in Irvine, CA featuring simple selection, ingredients, limited choice fast food, easily trained and simple uniform standards of preparation. He eventually franchised to 100 stores or more and sold out to Pepsi. I studied the business model in college. American success story, as American as apple pie. I still grab a snack their once or twice a month.
I've eaten real Mexican food.

You will never find garbanzos at taco bell. It is a staple of most of the Mexican friends I have had.
Taco Bell served 'Mexican-Themed' food. The way a Reuben Sandwich is a "Kosher-Themed' sandwich (whilst being 100% treyfe).
I'm afraid that real Mexican Food just doesn't exist this far north. From my childhood, I remember eating lunch at a mexican buddies house and even the Tortillas were different. It's been a very, very long time since I have had real Mexican Food.
 

Dogmaphobe

Diamond Member
Joined
Sep 22, 2014
Messages
17,012
Reaction score
8,048
Points
1,295
Location
Or uh gun
Taco Bell served 'Mexican-Themed' food. The way a Reuben Sandwich is a "Kosher-Themed' sandwich (whilst being 100% treyfe).

I always ask Mexican restaurants to add just a little extra shmear of something or other just to cover my bases.
 

Daryl Hunt

Your Worst Nightmare
Gold Supporting Member
Joined
Oct 22, 2014
Messages
22,091
Reaction score
4,303
Points
290
Location
O.D. (Stands for Out Dere
Taco Bell served 'Mexican-Themed' food. The way a Reuben Sandwich is a "Kosher-Themed' sandwich (whilst being 100% treyfe).

I always ask Mexican restaurants to add just a little extra shmear of something or other just to cover my bases.
The closest to Mexican Food I have ever had since childhood was in a little place in Colorado Springs where it didn't even have a sign. You had to know it was there. It had 6 tables. But, man, the food was fanfrigginfastic. You have better know some spanish (Mexican) to order because the Waitresses were right off the Banana Boat. The strange thing was, the cook was Black.
 

fncceo

Platinum Member
Joined
Nov 29, 2016
Messages
27,295
Reaction score
12,354
Points
1,100
Taco Bell served 'Mexican-Themed' food. The way a Reuben Sandwich is a "Kosher-Themed' sandwich (whilst being 100% treyfe).

I always ask Mexican restaurants to add just a little extra shmear of something or other just to cover my bases.
The closest to Mexican Food I have ever had since childhood was in a little place in Colorado Springs where it didn't even have a sign. You had to know it was there. It had 6 tables. But, man, the food was fanfrigginfastic. You have better know some spanish (Mexican) to order because the Waitresses were right off the Banana Boat. The strange thing was, the cook was Black.
They have black people in Mexico...

They even have Asians ...

japanese-mexicans2.png
 

Most reactions - Past 7 days

Forum List

Top