Syria threatens to set Middle East on fire
In response to reports that NATO is contemplating taking military strikes on Syria, ASSSSad threatend:
(1) Syria will rain missiles down on Tel Aviv,
(2) Hezbollah will be called to attack Israel,
and
(3) Iran will strike US and European ships in the Gulf!
Oh boy do I hope NATO attacks Syria and that ASSSSad isn't bluffing!
How I see it going down:
(1) NATO strikes Syrians military establishments (military bases, factories, airfields etc) and imposes a no fly zone. They want to do it Libya style.
(2) Syria musters the remaining missile it has and moves them towards the Israeli border. Israel response with an air attack, knocking out the missiles before any can take off and hitting more of Syria's military establishment.
(3) ASSSad does a lot of talk, but he can afford to fight Israel, since he is now fighting for his life like Gaddiff!
(4) Iran does nothing but talk a bunch like the paper dragon they are.
(5) Hezbollah attacks, thinking they will do it like the 2nd Lebanese War, but this time Bibi orders a massive counter strike! No leaflets getting dropped, no bowing to Europe's calls for proportionate response and no hands behind their back. The fighting last for a few weeks to a few months, with Hezbollah running scared!
(6) ASSSSad eventually leaves the country (probably yo Iran) with his tail between his legs.
In response to reports that NATO is contemplating taking military strikes on Syria, ASSSSad threatend:
(1) Syria will rain missiles down on Tel Aviv,
(2) Hezbollah will be called to attack Israel,
and
(3) Iran will strike US and European ships in the Gulf!
Oh boy do I hope NATO attacks Syria and that ASSSSad isn't bluffing!
How I see it going down:
(1) NATO strikes Syrians military establishments (military bases, factories, airfields etc) and imposes a no fly zone. They want to do it Libya style.
(2) Syria musters the remaining missile it has and moves them towards the Israeli border. Israel response with an air attack, knocking out the missiles before any can take off and hitting more of Syria's military establishment.
(3) ASSSad does a lot of talk, but he can afford to fight Israel, since he is now fighting for his life like Gaddiff!
(4) Iran does nothing but talk a bunch like the paper dragon they are.
(5) Hezbollah attacks, thinking they will do it like the 2nd Lebanese War, but this time Bibi orders a massive counter strike! No leaflets getting dropped, no bowing to Europe's calls for proportionate response and no hands behind their back. The fighting last for a few weeks to a few months, with Hezbollah running scared!
(6) ASSSSad eventually leaves the country (probably yo Iran) with his tail between his legs.