Stop staring at our tits!

[xotoxi]

I'd be too embarrassed. I'm flat chested.

Do more push-ups.

Nah. Pushups is why I'm flat chested. Floor contact with chest 200 times a day has that effect.

I thought you were supposed to prevent the chest from touching the floor when doing a pushup.

 

[Bootneck]

Do more push-ups.

Nah. Pushups is why I'm flat chested. Floor contact with chest 200 times a day has that effect.

I thought you were supposed to prevent the chest from touching the floor when doing a pushup.

I'm masochistic.

 

[Phoenix]

I'm sure they all knew. You can't walk round with a testicle hanging out of each leg of your shorts and not expect people to notice.

 

[alan1]

He's got hairy balls and plays with them. What's the difference?

Ahh, c'mon, you said you wouldn't tell.

I'm sure they all knew. You can't walk round with a testicle hanging out of each leg of your shorts and not expect people to notice.

I don't wear shorts.
Oh crap, that means the testicles dangle lower than I thought.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Boot, you make me laugh. MOOBS.

It's a common contraction for 'Man Boobs"

I know, it makes me lol. It's so . . . . Seinfeld-ish.

 

[Phoenix]

I don't wear shorts.
Oh crap, that means the testicles dangle lower than I thought.

Watch out for the cat.

 

[alan1]

I don't wear shorts.
Oh crap, that means the testicles dangle lower than I thought.

Watch out for the cat.

They ain't mice.

 

[Phoenix]

They ain't mice.

The cat doesn't know that.

 

[alan1]

They ain't mice.

The cat doesn't know that.

So now, you suddenly have the mind of a cat?

 

[Bootneck]

Ahh, c'mon, you said you wouldn't tell.

I'm sure they all knew. You can't walk round with a testicle hanging out of each leg of your shorts and not expect people to notice.

I don't wear shorts.
Oh crap, that means the testicles dangle lower than I thought.

When walking, do you drag 'em or kick 'em?

 

[Oddball]

If you look really carefully, after a few seconds you'll be able to see an ice cream sundae in this photo.

 

[Phoenix]

If you look really carefully, after a few seconds you'll be able to see an ice cream sundae in this photo.

Huh.

Was there something else in the photo?

 

[Phoenix]

So now, you suddenly have the mind of a cat?

I know lots of stuff that might surprise you.

 

[Bootneck]

If you look really carefully, after a few seconds you'll be able to see an ice cream sundae in this photo.

Now come on Dude! You only cropped the shot at the neck so you wouldn't be recognised. Nice moobs by the way.

 

[alan1]

If you look really carefully, after a few seconds you'll be able to see an ice cream sundae in this photo.

Liar.

 

[Phoenix]

Liar.

Pitiful.

Gimme the sundae then. You can have the rest.

 

[Oddball]

I have no idea how this works, but Toronto's CN Tower is hidden somewhere in this picture. After looking at it carefully you may discover it, but this could take several tries.

 

[Phoenix]

Arnold used to have some nice ones. Bet his are still pretty good for a guy his age.

 

[Phoenix]

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Nah. Pushups is why I'm flat chested. Floor contact with chest 200 times a day has that effect.

Bootneck?

 

[Big Black Dog]

Walk down any street and you can now witness men being subjected to wolf-whistles and lewd comments from passing women with bulging eyes making it crystal clear what is going through their minds.

I've had this same problem all of my life it seems. I just ignore it and keep walking!