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Wow!
As a financial advisor, I have one eye on markets all the freakin' time, 365. I've got proprietary stock and bond research information for which I pay a pretty penny. I'm talking with mutual fund companies and analysts and CFA's and other advisors all the freakin' time. And given the current domestic and international economic environment, shitloads of contradictory data, the international geopolitical environment, international currency data, bond market uncertainties, and a wide range of other factors, both fundamental and technical analysis, none of us are willing to say with any confidence exactly what we think is coming up.
Turns out all I have to do is come here, and I've learned the market's gonna crash this year! I'm gonna short the whole fuckin' thing tomorrow, you betcha!
I'm so glad I'm here today! Woot!
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