Stay Off The Roads

Semper Fi said:
Because Semper Fi just aced his drivers test! I'm now a licensed driver!

:thup: Congratulations! Be glad you're not here, Dan Ryan Exp. is under construction, for the next millenia...:smoke:
 
Remember: speed limits are just suggestions, like the waiter offering you the specials. That oughta get you far.
 
The ClayTaurus said:
Remember: speed limits are just suggestions, like the waiter offering you the specials. That oughta get you far.

What he said..

...and if there's no posted speed limit, 74 is acceptable.
 
Semper Fi said:
Ok, thanks Shattered and Clay... any other suggestions? I'm all ears....

If there's red and blue lights attached to a speeding car behind you, RUN! Get away fast! They're up to no good.
 
Semper Fi said:
Ok, thanks Shattered and Clay... any other suggestions? I'm all ears....

yeah...any stop sign with a white border is optional, yellow lights on semaphores mean speed up to make it thru before it turns red, and it is so attractive to chicks when you challenge every car you are next to at a stoplight to a race to the next light or intersection.
 

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