I decided to start a thread that features the best of the SPAM verbiage. That is the computer generated gobaldee gook that comes in many SPAM emails. I thought, if Marcel Duchamp could use a urinal and call it art, then why can't I use SPAM and call it poetry?
So here it is ... "SPAM Poetry"
It reminds me of the beat poets of the 1950s
SPAM in the afternoon - Part I
By Karl Marx
A stoic turkey reads a magazine, and a blithe spirit panics
However, the mysterious skyscraper writes a love letter to another turn signal.
If a graduated cylinder requires assistance from a carelessly mitochondrial wedding dress, then a somewhat cantankerous fruit cake goes to sleep.
The bullfrog living with a ski lodge derives perverse satisfaction from the obsequious tape recorder.
A recliner ignores a false particle accelerator, because an abstraction knows an outer roller coaster.
When you see the chess board, it means that the insurance agent self-flagellates.
So here it is ... "SPAM Poetry"
It reminds me of the beat poets of the 1950s
SPAM in the afternoon - Part I
By Karl Marx
A stoic turkey reads a magazine, and a blithe spirit panics
However, the mysterious skyscraper writes a love letter to another turn signal.
If a graduated cylinder requires assistance from a carelessly mitochondrial wedding dress, then a somewhat cantankerous fruit cake goes to sleep.
The bullfrog living with a ski lodge derives perverse satisfaction from the obsequious tape recorder.
A recliner ignores a false particle accelerator, because an abstraction knows an outer roller coaster.
When you see the chess board, it means that the insurance agent self-flagellates.