So, John Fetterman Now Has A Double

[RhodyPatriot]

Yeah, these are not the same people.




This is fine.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Yeah, these are not the same people.



This is fine.

We need to get a Go Fund Me page for this guy so he can get reconstructive plastic surgery STAT!!!

 

[RhodyPatriot]

so he can get reconstructive plastic surgery STAT!!!

Re-imaginative surgery.

 

[MarathonMike]

Ears different, no cro-magnon brow line, head shape is different, not even close.

 

[MisterBeale]

I'm not sure the tweet in the OP is making the claim that it is Fetterman, is it?

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Ears different, no cro-magnon brow line, head shape is different, not even close.

I have scientifically and forensically fact checked your claim, and I find it worthy of a "TRUE!" rating.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Could it be that he was just reconstructing some scene from an old three Stooges bit where one of them got their head stuck in a vice only to have somebody turn the screws so his head ended up taller and narrower than it was before?

 

[MarathonMike]

We need to get a Go Fund Me page for this guy so he can get reconstructive plastic surgery STAT!!!

Look at his dome. They would have to smoosh it down and round it off. LOL

 

[BackAgain]

Yeah, these are not the same people.




This is fine.

I now wonder if Festerlurch is even still alive.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Could it be that he was just reconstructing some scene from an old three Stooges bit where one of them got their head stuck in a vice only to have somebody turn the screws so his head ended up taller and narrower than it was before?

Would he really have to put in that much effort?

It's fucking John Fetterman.

 

[MisterBeale]

O.K., I tracked it down. It is from Sunday, May 22, 2022 12:40 p.m.

John Fetterman discharged from Lancaster hospital, returning to Braddock

Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman, the Democratic nominee in the state’s high-profile U.S. Senate contest, has been released from the hospital after a stay of more than a week following a stroke, his wife and his campaign said Sunday. “João is headed home — time to rest and recover (and

triblive.com

 

[RhodyPatriot]

O.K., I tracked it down. It is from Sunday, May 22, 2022 12:40 p.m.

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John Fetterman discharged from Lancaster hospital, returning to Braddock

Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman, the Democratic nominee in the state’s high-profile U.S. Senate contest, has been released from the hospital after a stay of more than a week following a stroke, his wife and his campaign said Sunday. “João is headed home — time to rest and recover (and

triblive.com

So?

 

[MisterBeale]

. . . so yeah, it would appear, he has a double out there.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Let's have another look see, and then wonder why it's any less legit cuz we're only just noticing?



Fuckin' hell.

 

[MisterBeale]

I guarantee you, if they have done this with Fetterman, they have done this for Bush, Obama, Trump and Biden as well.

We know, and have seen Hillary's double, because her health sucked so bad on the campaign trail.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

I guarantee you, if they have done this with Fetterman, they have done this for Bush, Obama, Trump and Biden as well.

We know, and have seen Hillary's double, because her health sucked so bad on the campaign trail.

Fuck.

I can't disagree with any of that haha

 

[BackAgain]

. . . so yeah, it would appear, he has a double out there.

These stand in experts always fuck up the ears.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

These stand in experts always fuck up the ears.

They break guitars over heads.

So sayeth the cult of toga.

 

[multivita-man]

Yeah, these are not the same people.




This is fine.

How much does a double get paid? Asking for a friend.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

How much does a double get paid? Asking for a friend.

They have to endure multiple AOC "struggle sessions"