So, John Fetterman Now Has A Double

[multivita-man]

Serious take, it's not a double; it's a guy who decided to stop eating cheeseburgers and chugging Pepsi and IPA. I've literally made myself younger by like 5-10 years in a month or two by doing the same.

It's totally Fetterman. Question is, how long before bad habits come back...because they usually do.

 

[multivita-man]

They have to endure multiple AOC "struggle sessions"

Dude, I might even pay for that. I would love to struggle with AOC.

I'm a perv and I'm proud of it.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Serious take, it's not a double; it's a guy who decided to stop eating cheeseburgers and chugging Pepsi and IPA. I've literally made myself younger by like 5-10 years in a month or two by doing the same.

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Did he alter his fundamental bone structure and "re-imagine" his lazy eye?

 

[BackAgain]

They break guitars over heads.

So sayeth the cult of toga.

It had to be done. Terrible song.

 

[BackAgain]

Serious take, it's not a double; it's a guy who decided to stop eating cheeseburgers and chugging Pepsi and IPA. I've literally made myself younger by like 5-10 years in a month or two by doing the same.

It's totally Fetterman. Question is, how long before bad habits come back...because they usually do.

The gullibility is strong with ^ this one.

 

[MisterBeale]

Serious take, it's not a double; it's a guy who decided to stop eating cheeseburgers and chugging Pepsi and IPA. I've literally made myself younger by like 5-10 years in a month or two by doing the same.

It's totally Fetterman. Question is, how long before bad habits come back...because they usually do.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Gross.

 

[multivita-man]

Did he alter his fundamental bone structure and "re-imagine" his lazy eye?

Bein' real...it does look different. I can't bullshit.

The brow ridge. It's missing.

 

[multivita-man]

I'm officially neutral. Could be a stand-in, but could be radical diet and, ahem, adjustments.

My story and stickin' to it.

 

[MisterBeale]

Gross.

So you believe that is really her huh?

 

[RhodyPatriot]

I'm officially neutral. Could be a stand-in, but could be radical diet and, ahem, adjustments.

My story and stickin' to it.

Assuming you have the best of intentions, lemme just say:

Your avatar could use some work.

 

[BackAgain]

Festerlurch goes in for a stroke or two. He comes out with a new set of ears, a changed eye and brow and a brand new chin.

Brilliant!

 

[Oddball]

Yeah, these are not the same people.




This is fine.

This is to avert a special election, in favor of an appointment by the Governor.

I'll give odds that Festerman is room temperature.

 

[Oddball]

Yeah, these are not the same people.




This is fine.

The body double has a broken nose.

 

[Oddball]

These stand in experts always fuck up the ears.

Hildabeest's body double mysteriously lost at least 30 lbs of ass fat.

 

[BackAgain]

Hildabeest's body double mysteriously lost at least 30 lbs of ass fat.

Ugh. I wonder what they did with all of it.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Attention Ladies and Gents: This has all just been a CONSPIRACY THEORY - so sayeth the moderators of this website.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

I now wonder if Festerlurch is even still alive.

It looks like no.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Just suspecting .. is Pennsylvania known for inbreeding?

 

[Oddball]

Ugh. I wonder what they did with all of it.

You decide....