So an old girlfriend looked my up on Facebook

[CrusaderFrank]

And, well of all the girls I knew she was the absolute last one I wanted to find again. We had the WORST time together. I took her to see Blackmore's Rainbow at the Beacon Theater and she hated it and if memory serves she waited in the lobby because I refused to leave with her. I know I'm pretty ******* awesome, but why? WHY? Why her and why not some of the others who I'd really like to talk to?

There are some women I dated that I was a horrible douche-bag to and I've tried to look them up, but have never been able to find them.

What about you?

 

[DiveCon]

And, well of all the girls I knew she was the absolute last one I wanted to find again. We had the WORST time together. I took her to see Blackmore's Rainbow at the Beacon Theater and she hated it and if memory serves she waited in the lobby because I refused to leave with her. I know I'm pretty ******* awesome, but why? WHY? Why her and why not some of the others who I'd really like to talk to?

There are some women I dated that I was a horrible douche-bag to and I've tried to look them up, but have never been able to find them.

What about you?

people change
maybe she has

 

[uscitizen]

Man she must be desperate

 

[random3434]

And, well of all the girls I knew she was the absolute last one I wanted to find again. We had the WORST time together. I took her to see Blackmore's Rainbow at the Beacon Theater and she hated it and if memory serves she waited in the lobby because I refused to leave with her. I know I'm pretty ******* awesome, but why? WHY? Why her and why not some of the others who I'd really like to talk to?

There are some women I dated that I was a horrible douche-bag to and I've tried to look them up, but have never been able to find them.

What about you?

She's probably an evil leftist anyway!

 

[Rat in the Hat]

And, well of all the girls I knew she was the absolute last one I wanted to find again. We had the WORST time together. I took her to see Blackmore's Rainbow at the Beacon Theater and she hated it and if memory serves she waited in the lobby because I refused to leave with her. I know I'm pretty ******* awesome, but why? WHY? Why her and why not some of the others who I'd really like to talk to?

There are some women I dated that I was a horrible douche-bag to and I've tried to look them up, but have never been able to find them.

What about you?

She's probably an evil leftist anyway!

It's probably TruthDoesn'tMatter trying to find love.

 

[DiveCon]

And, well of all the girls I knew she was the absolute last one I wanted to find again. We had the WORST time together. I took her to see Blackmore's Rainbow at the Beacon Theater and she hated it and if memory serves she waited in the lobby because I refused to leave with her. I know I'm pretty ******* awesome, but why? WHY? Why her and why not some of the others who I'd really like to talk to?

There are some women I dated that I was a horrible douche-bag to and I've tried to look them up, but have never been able to find them.

What about you?

She's probably an evil leftist anyway!

It's probably TruthDoesn'tMatter trying to find love.

oh hell

now you've done it
LOL

 

[Ringel05]

And, well of all the girls I knew she was the absolute last one I wanted to find again. We had the WORST time together. I took her to see Blackmore's Rainbow at the Beacon Theater and she hated it and if memory serves she waited in the lobby because I refused to leave with her. I know I'm pretty ******* awesome, but why? WHY? Why her and why not some of the others who I'd really like to talk to?

There are some women I dated that I was a horrible douche-bag to and I've tried to look them up, but have never been able to find them.

What about you?

You still call twinks girls? Okay..........

 

[Rat in the Hat]

She's probably an evil leftist anyway!

It's probably TruthDoesn'tMatter trying to find love.

oh hell

now you've done it
LOL

WHAT???

Weirdos need love too.

 

[Wry Catcher]

CrusaderFrank,

Are you drinking again? You had a date? That strikes me as the biggest lie you've ever posted.

 

[JW Frogen]

I would go back out with almost any woman I have ever dated.

But that is because I am married and not getting enough sex.

 

[HUGGY]

And, well of all the girls I knew she was the absolute last one I wanted to find again. We had the WORST time together. I took her to see Blackmore's Rainbow at the Beacon Theater and she hated it and if memory serves she waited in the lobby because I refused to leave with her. I know I'm pretty ******* awesome, but why? WHY? Why her and why not some of the others who I'd really like to talk to?

There are some women I dated that I was a horrible douche-bag to and I've tried to look them up, but have never been able to find them.

What about you?

I'm pretty sure we have never had a relationship.

 

[Samson]

And, well of all the girls I knew she was the absolute last one I wanted to find again. We had the WORST time together. I took her to see Blackmore's Rainbow at the Beacon Theater and she hated it and if memory serves she waited in the lobby because I refused to leave with her. I know I'm pretty ******* awesome, but why? WHY? Why her and why not some of the others who I'd really like to talk to?

There are some women I dated that I was a horrible douche-bag to and I've tried to look them up, but have never been able to find them.

What about you?

Murphy's Law.



I don't was to see Miss Redwings with Dorito Breath again.

 

[Toro]

My wife gets jealous easily, so she insisted I go through every one of my female Facebook friends and tell her my relationship with them.

 

[Blagger]

I checked out an old girlfriend on vainbook and struck gold. Birthdays, wedding photos... the lot.

Anyway, it turned out that a year after we broke-up, she was the victim of a fat frying accident and lost an eye. It's a shame because before the eye patch, she was quite a fetch.

Incidentally, is it possible to 'poke' yourself?

 

[Ringel05]

My wife gets jealous easily, so she insisted I go through every one of my female Facebook friends and tell her my relationship with them.

That's not jealousy, and yes it's treatable.

 

[Samson]

.

Incidentally, is it possible to 'poke' yourself?

Yes, but you'll grow hair on your palms.

 

[Big Black Dog]

You date women? Who would have ever thunk it...

 

[CrusaderFrank]

CrusaderFrank,

Are you drinking again? You had a date? That strikes me as the biggest lie you've ever posted.

Yes, back in 1975

 

[Samson]

CrusaderFrank,

Are you drinking again? You had a date? That strikes me as the biggest lie you've ever posted.

Yes, back in 1975

A rare response to whatever opinion WC expresses allows me to congratulate myself for using the ignore function on the remainder of his insipid burblings.

 

[JW Frogen]

CrusaderFrank,

Are you drinking again? You had a date? That strikes me as the biggest lie you've ever posted.

Yes, back in 1975

75 was a great year. My puberty was raging full bore and little did I know but I was just one year away from having that glorious Fara Fawcett poster with the hard nipples on my bed room wall.